I had a lovely brunch with Jesus Christ.
He said, "two words about inanity: fundamental christianity."
The food was very nice.
But then He had to go and die for my sins and stick my ass with the check.
"Show me a hero and iö�l write you a tragedy,"
(Go near an open window and thatö�l be the end of me).
I bowed before the avatar.
He said, "the problemö� clear to me: you never got over morrissey."
I said "well, right you are!"
"Itö� so much harder to be underfed than under-understood," he said.
I went to see KIP WINGER!
He said, "In my day we knew how to party; bands today, cö�˛on, not hardly."
He had a back-up singer (doo doo doo doo).
He said, "The metal scene is a disgrace, but i ainö�Ā got no dog in that race!"
Donö�Ā despair, your mother loves you.
Donö�Ā be proud because she has to.
Donö�Ā despair, your mother loves you.
Donö�Ā be proud, she gotta. |
