Happiness is
A Hop, Skip, and a Jump Away
Love is
A Hop, Skip, and a Jump Away
Peace is
A Hop, Skip, and a Jump Away
Fame is
A Hop, Skip, and a Jump Away
Wealth is
A Hop, Skip, and a Jump Away
Glory is
A Hop, Skip, and a Jump Away
Heaven is
A Hop, Skip, and a Jump Away
Well I'd love to Hop, Skip, and Jump to all of those things
But I'm stuck in this fucking wheel chair
So kiss my ass