Mr. Spindel's Phone Call
[Phone Rings]
[Mr. Spindel picks it up]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"
[Student: Whispering] "Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?"
[Chuckling]
[Mr Spindel:] "Whut!?"
[Student: Whispering] "You're in for a big surprise tommorrow during 5th period!"
[Chuckling]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hey! Who is this!"
[Student Hangs up phone]
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] "Who is this!?"
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] "Answer me!"
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] "Who is this!?"
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] "For God's sake! Who are you!?"
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"
[Dial tone]
[Operator recording playing "If you'd like to make a call..."]
[Mr Spindel:] "Who is that!?"
[Recording continues]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"
[Recording continues]
[Mr Spindel:] "Who are you!?"
[Recording continues]
[Mr Spindel:] "Please answer me!"
[Silence]
[Bleeping noise]
[Mr Spindel:] "Oh God! Who is this!?"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "Please stop it! Why are you doing this!?"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "WHY!? WHY!?"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "Just tell me your name."
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "Please."
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "I'm gonna hang up!"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "I'm warning you!"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "Whoever this is, I'm gonna hang up!"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "That's it!"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "Damn you kids!!"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "Damn you!!"
[Slams down phone]
[Phone rings]
[Mr. Spindel picks it up]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo?"
[Ted:] "Yeah, Bill."
[Mr Spindel:] "Oh, TED!"
[Ted:] "I've been trying to get through to you forever.
Who have you been talking to?"
[Mr Spindel:] "I don't know. So help me God! I don't know!"
La llamada telefónica del Sr. Spindel
[Suena el teléfono]
[El Sr. Spindel contesta]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¡Hola!'
[Estudiante susurrando] 'Hey Sr. Spindel. ¿Cómo va la clase de álgebra?'
[Riéndose]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¿Qué!?'
[Estudiante susurrando] '¡Te espera una gran sorpresa mañana durante la quinta hora!'
[Riéndose]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¡Oye! ¿Quién es este!'
[El estudiante cuelga el teléfono]
[Tono de marcado]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¡Hola!'
[Tono de marcado]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¡Hola!'
[Tono de marcado]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¿Quién es este!?'
[Tono de marcado]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¡Hola!'
[Tono de marcado]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¡Respóndeme!'
[Tono de marcado]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¿Quién es este!?'
[Tono de marcado]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¡Hola!'
[Tono de marcado]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¡Por el amor de Dios! ¿Quién eres tú!?'
[Tono de marcado]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¡Hola!'
[Tono de marcado]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¡Hola!'
[Tono de marcado]
[Grabación de la operadora 'Si desea realizar una llamada...']
[Sr. Spindel:] '¿Quién es ese!?'
[La grabación continúa]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¡Hola!'
[La grabación continúa]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¿Quién eres tú!?'
[La grabación continúa]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¡Por favor, respóndeme!'
[Silencio]
[Pitido]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¡Oh Dios! ¿Quién es este!?'
[Pitido]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¡Por favor, detente! ¿Por qué estás haciendo esto!?'
[Pitido]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¿POR QUÉ!? ¿POR QUÉ!?'
[Pitido]
[Sr. Spindel:] 'Solo dime tu nombre.'
[Pitido]
[Sr. Spindel:] 'Por favor.'
[Pitido]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¡Voy a colgar!'
[Pitido]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¡Te estoy advirtiendo!'
[Pitido]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¡Hola!'
[Pitido]
[Sr. Spindel:] 'Sea quien sea, ¡voy a colgar!'
[Pitido]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¡Eso es todo!'
[Pitido]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¡Malditos chicos!'
[Pitido]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¡Malditos ustedes!'
[Coloca bruscamente el teléfono]
[Suena el teléfono]
[El Sr. Spindel contesta]
[Sr. Spindel:] '¡Hola?'
[Ted:] 'Sí, Bill.'
[Sr. Spindel:] '¡Oh, TED!'
[Ted:] 'He estado tratando de comunicarme contigo desde siempre. ¿Con quién has estado hablando?'
[Sr. Spindel:] 'No lo sé. ¡Te lo juro por Dios! ¡No lo sé!'