4 Leeches (40,000 Leeches)

Agoraphobic Nosebleed

I'm big.
I whack off in the heat.
I'm real macho.
Master Yoda here I come.
The Yoda puppet's out on loan,
but the guy who played the robot might be
available for work.
Somebody will do it to you.
And if they don't, you will.