Comediantes de Velorio
Señora mira esq nos contrataron para un toque aca
Un toque?
Nosotros somos alcolirykoz
Ps como se les ocurre?? No ven q esto es un velorio?
Los primeros q vienen a tocar a un velorio
Ah ah a mi no me van a echar ese muerto encima
Y a cobrarme esa plata
Señoras y señores venimos desde la quinta porra
Nos dijeron q habia una fiesta pero veo q llegamos a mala hora
La banda lleva adentro los instrumentos
Si esto no le gusta al difunto debe ser q no hago rap para muertos
Muertos de ganas de vivir el el dan carlton
El lujo no es para tanto es para tontos olviden el llanto
La muerte no hace descuentos
Alcolirykos depronto
Lo de hacer bailar a tu novia no estaba en el contrato
Por eso nos va como a los perros en misa
Difícil tarea decir lo q no quieren oir y esperar a cambio una sonrisa
Si nos dejan estamos dispuestos a decepcionar a todos los que nos soyan antes de q caiga la caja
Échale un vistazo a la hoja de vida de mi grupo
Amamos la pureza de lo clásico
Y el humor negro por aquello del luto
Somos todo lo contrario a 50 cent y punto
El es un grupo lleno de diamantes
Nosotros somos un diamante en bruto
Q en paz descanse tu música mi mas sentido pésame
Si ven q me estoy muriendo de hambre por hacer el rap que quiero déjenme
Fuimos teloneros de method man
Entramos en un carro de rodillos
Y empujando el mismo carro nos fuimos a pie amén
Oremos por la almas en pena de los q siguen buscando pegar haciendo rap de discotecas, pa' nenas (he dicho)
Mi orquesta en ayunas y la luna tan llena
Somos los grillos de las comunas
En una esquina ahogando las penas
Soy partidario de la gamineria sawn
Hincha del rap underground
Q se muera el chis pum, q viva james brown
Askap dirige la orquesta cinematica, toca la viola
Mientras q mi rap viola todo lo q toca, señora
No nos han visto, no nos han visto
Si nos vieran cuanto nos hubieran dado
No nos han visto, no nos han visto
Si nos vieran cuanto nos hubieran robado
No nos han visto, no nos han visto
Si nos vieran cuanto nos hubieran dado
No nos han visto, no nos han visto
Si nos vieran cuanto nos hubieran robado
Oiga esq yo estoy aquí pintada o que
Abusivos como se les ocurre
Ah ah y q fuera q se bailara
Pero vienen a animar esto en vez de haber traído un mariachi
Vea doña se q llego tarde pero afan note
Como siempre la atencion tan pobre pero por morte
Esta es la oracion q el difunto necesita
Porq mas q este velorio venda entradas nadie resucita
Esta trágica comedia q pronostica que
Tengas q comprar los méritos q no te den
Y a no ser de q conveniencias yo observe
Todos tendrán la razón aquí nadie pierde
A este costal de huesos lleno de años y una gota si sabor
El porvenir estuvo por venir y aquí nunca apareció
Trajimos la honestidad del engañado pero sin nombre
Ya cada cual coge la culpa q mejor le corresponde
Levántate lázaro o recoge tu cara sin vergüenza
El ingles no es la cura, pero llegas al punto de q le rezas
Bienvenidos feligreses al palco de los suicidios
Prefiero el anonimato q darle al rap malos domicilios
Ranking cantin pásame q nadie esta tranquilo
Pedimos mas eventos, un vídeo y dan un mal partido
Q en paz descanse lo q verdaderamente se siente
Y aquí es prohibido hablar mal de una muerte
Hasta el guevon tiene suerte
Guarda los elogios en una ataúd pensando q era un locker
Le encargan eso a la autoridad
Para q como siempre se equivoque
Quien son, quien los mando, a q vienen?
Me imagino q a robar porq de cantantes cara no tienen
A ese apoyo algún día le sacaran los restos
Acá queda la satisfacción q la música al cual demos presto
Silencio, q los ajenos a esto estuvieron mas atentos (aranjuez)
Y yo olvide recoger la cuenta de para quien fue este concierto
No nos han visto, no nos han visto
Si nos vieran cuanto nos hubieran dado
No nos han visto, no nos han visto
Si nos vieran cuanto nos hubieran robado
No nos han visto, no nos han visto
Si nos vieran cuanto nos hubieran dado
No nos han visto, no nos han visto
Si nos vieran cuanto nos hubieran robado
Ehh esq estos raperos si no
Isq alcolirykoz!
Cabeza-rapaos descarados
Wake Comedians
Lady look, we were hired for a gig here
A gig?
We are Alcolirykoz
How could you think of that?? Don't you see this is a wake?
The first ones to come play at a wake
Ah ah they won't put that dead person on me
And charge me that money
Ladies and gentlemen, we come from the fifth corner
They told us there was a party but I see we arrived at the wrong time
The band has the instruments inside
If the deceased doesn't like this, it must be because I don't rap for the dead
Dying to live the Carlton dance
Luxury is not that big a deal, it's for fools, forget the crying
Death doesn't offer discounts
Alcolirykos maybe
Making your girlfriend dance wasn't in the contract
That's why we're like dogs in church
Difficult task to say what they don't want to hear and expect a smile in return
If you let us, we are willing to disappoint all those who dreamed of us before the coffin falls
Take a look at my group's resume
We love the purity of the classic
And black humor for mourning
We are the opposite of 50 cent, period
He is a group full of diamonds
We are a rough diamond
May your music rest in peace, my deepest condolences
If you see that I'm starving to rap the way I want, let me
We were the opening act for Method Man
We got into a roller car
And pushing the same car, we left on foot, amen
Let's pray for the souls in torment of those who keep trying to hit by making club rap, for girls (I said)
My orchestra fasting and the moon so full
We are the crickets of the neighborhoods
In a corner drowning sorrows
I am in favor of the Sawn street style
A fan of underground rap
Let Chis Pum die, long live James Brown
Askap directs the cinematic orchestra, plays the viola
While my rap violates everything it touches, lady
They haven't seen us, they haven't seen us
If they saw us, how much they would have given us
They haven't seen us, they haven't seen us
If they saw us, how much they would have stolen from us
They haven't seen us, they haven't seen us
If they saw us, how much they would have given us
They haven't seen us, they haven't seen us
If they saw us, how much they would have stolen from us
Excuse me, am I here painted or what
Abusive, how dare you
Ah ah and what about dancing
But they come to liven this up instead of bringing a mariachi
Look ma'am, I know I'm late but hurry up
As always, such poor attention but for death
This is the prayer the deceased needs
Because more than this wake selling tickets, no one resurrects
This tragic comedy that predicts
That you have to buy the merits they don't give you
And unless I observe conveniences
Everyone will be right, no one loses here
To this sack of bones full of years and a drop without flavor
The future was about to come and it never appeared here
We brought the honesty of the deceived but nameless
Now everyone takes the blame that suits them best
Get up Lazarus or pick up your shameless face
English is not the cure, but you get to the point where you pray
Welcome parishioners to the suicide box
I prefer anonymity to giving rap bad addresses
Ranking Cantin pass me, no one is calm
We ask for more events, a video and they give a bad game
May what is truly felt rest in peace
And here it is forbidden to speak ill of a death
Even the fool is lucky
Keep the compliments in a coffin thinking it was a locker
They entrust that to the authority
So they can as always make a mistake
Who are they, who sent them, what are they here for?
I imagine they came to steal because they don't have the face of singers
One day they will take the remains of that support
Here remains the satisfaction that music to which we lend ourselves
Silence, those outside of this were more attentive (Aranjuez)
And I forgot to collect the account for whom this concert was
They haven't seen us, they haven't seen us
If they saw us, how much they would have given us
They haven't seen us, they haven't seen us
If they saw us, how much they would have stolen from us
They haven't seen us, they haven't seen us
If they saw us, how much they would have given us
They haven't seen us, they haven't seen us
If they saw us, how much they would have stolen from us
Ehh these rappers if not
Isq Alcolirykoz!
Shaved-head shameless