Sonic Doesn't Need A Story
June 23rd 1991
Let loose, I knew you were born to run
Six zones, one boss, it was all I needed
Dashing, ring collecting, unimpeded
But now you're everything from half a werewolf to a race car driver
You've lost some weight and your eyes are greener than I recall
And as I understand there was a game where you became King Arthur
Bring back the days when playing Sonic was still cool
Keep your princesses cos
Sonic doesn't need a story
He runs fast and gets rings and loop-de-loops his way into your heart
Sega, learn from your mistakes
Now it's time to sit down and leave out the cutscenes cos we don't care anymore
We accepted Tails and Knuckles too
Flickies took some time but they were cute
Chaotix started to push my patience
Amy Rose was an abomination
His name could be Robotnik, but it could be Eggman, what's it matter
As long as he still has that flying egg machine
Don't let me play as him or tell me more about his dead grandfather
Just swing his marble ball and chain across the screen
Keep your Olympic games cos
Sonic doesn't need a story
He runs fast and gets rings and loop-de-loops his way into your heart
Sega, learn from your mistakes
Now it's time to sit down and leave out the cutscenes cos we don't care anymore
Don't want Silver
Don't want Dark Gaia
Don't want Rouge the bat
Don't want Blaze the cat
Don't want Shadow
Don't want Shadow
Don't want Shadow
Don't want Shadow
Hover skates are not the same as running at the speed of sound
Hover skates are not the same as running at the speed of sound
Sonic no necesita una historia
23 de junio de 1991
Libérate, sabía que naciste para correr
Seis zonas, un jefe, era todo lo que necesitaba
Corriendo, recolectando anillos, sin obstáculos
Pero ahora eres desde medio hombre lobo hasta un piloto de carreras
Has perdido algo de peso y tus ojos son más verdes de lo que recuerdo
Y según entiendo, hubo un juego donde te convertiste en el Rey Arturo
Devuélveme los días cuando jugar Sonic aún era genial
Quédate con tus princesas porque
Sonic no necesita una historia
Corre rápido, consigue anillos y se desliza en tu corazón a través de loopings
Sega, aprende de tus errores
Ahora es momento de sentarte y omitir las escenas cinemáticas porque ya no nos importan
Aceptamos a Tails y a Knuckles también
Los Flickies tomaron algo de tiempo pero eran lindos
Chaotix empezó a probar mi paciencia
Amy Rose era una abominación
Puede llamarse Robotnik, o puede ser Eggman, ¿qué importa?
Mientras aún tenga esa máquina de huevo voladora
No me hagas jugar como él o contarme más sobre su abuelo fallecido
Solo haz que balancee su bola de mármol y cadena por la pantalla
Quédate con tus juegos olímpicos porque
Sonic no necesita una historia
Corre rápido, consigue anillos y se desliza en tu corazón a través de loopings
Sega, aprende de tus errores
Ahora es momento de sentarte y omitir las escenas cinemáticas porque ya no nos importan
No queremos a Silver
No queremos a Dark Gaia
No queremos a Rouge la murciélago
No queremos a Blaze la gata
No queremos a Shadow
No queremos a Shadow
No queremos a Shadow
No queremos a Shadow
Los patines hover no son lo mismo que correr a la velocidad del sonido
Los patines hover no son lo mismo que correr a la velocidad del sonido