Lobezno Vs Lobo
Épicas batallas de rap del Frikismo
Lobo contra Lobezno
Vamos
[Lobezno]
Me ves llegar de lejos y el temor te ahoga
Mutante beligerante: Lucha y nunca dialoga
Todos conocen mi rabia, mi historia y mi eslogan
El mejor en lo que hace
Si señor, es Logan
Lobezno, Arma X o también Wolverine
Da igual que nombre me pongas, no cambia tu porvenir
Todo el jodido universo tiene miedo de mi
No pienses que me va a achantar el quinto miembro de Kiss
Sobreviví a Nagasaki, combatí en Vietnam
Soy el matón mas cabron de toda Canadá
Con estas garras de Adamantium te puedo desgarrar
Pero con tanto maquillaje me las vas a ensuciar
[Lobo]
¿Qué pasa, Jimmy?
Ahora es mi turno de atacar
Prepárate, chaval
Te voy asesinar
De la misma manera que hiciste con tu papa
¡Eres escoria!
No vas alcanzar la victoria
Perderás este duelo mas que tu puta memoria
Aunque puedo ayudarte con eso, si en mi confías
Ponte entre mis manos y te hare una Lobo-Tomia
¡Logan, chucho malo!
Me has visto y te has hecho caca, ¿no?
No se a quien impones con ese disfraz de plátano
¡Que te follen, bro!
Vas directo al ataúd
Voy a destrozarte mas que tu pelicula a deadpool
[Lobezno]
¡No! ¡Ni lo menciones! ¡Tiene un sexto sentido!
Ahora vendrá a molestarme ese capullo engreído
[Deadpool]
¡Pero es un trolero, a Lobezno le caigo super bien!
¿A que si, Logan?
[Lobezno]
Que te jodan, Wade
[Deadpool]
¿Lo ves?
[Lobezno]
Menos mal, ya se ha ido
Me toca destrozarte
Voy a darte mas duro que a mi hermanito Dientes de Sable
¿Criticas a mis pelis?
Que tipo mas triste
Las tuyas no es que sean malas, es que ni existen
Tus versiones son ridículas, y eso lo sabes bien
Fuiste de Lil'Lobo, un bobo que se cree mas rapper que Lil'Wayne!
Por no hablar del remake New 52, ¡menuda broma!
Pasaste de Cannibal Corpse a My chemical Romance
[Lobo]
No te flipes tanto, men
Tuviste la suerte de que
Hugh Jackman fuera elegido para hacer tu papel
Porque si se hubieran ceñido a tu altura de mico
Tendrían que haber escogido al puto Danny DeVito
Soy mas fuerte y resistente que Superman
Fumo y bebo el triple de lo que tu podrás jamás
Seria capaz de vencerte en modo Lobo the Duck
Con mi moto te mato, este mito me temerá
Tu ultima obra pinta bien, la verdad
Aunque mas que Logan podría llamarse The Last of Us
Pero viendo lo bien que crece X-23
Algún día la pondré a a seis garras hasta el amanecer}
[Lobezno]
¡Cerdo machista, voy a rebanar tu cuerpo!
Así que pide que te dejen entrar ya en el puto infierno
Exterminaste a tu raza para ser único, ¡que majo!
No te preocupes, Hoy yo voy a acabar el trabajo
[Lobo]
He venido a conseguir lo que no ha logrado nadie
Romperte las piernas y dejarte como a Xavier
No soy un Lobo con piel de cordero
Seré un Lobo con la piel del X-Men mas imbécil del mundo entero
¿Quién gana? ¿Quién sigue? Tu decides
Wolverine Vs Lobo
Epic rap battles of Geekdom
Wolf vs. Wolverine
Come on
[Wolverine]
You see me coming from afar and fear overwhelms you
Belligerent mutant: Fights and never dialogues
Everyone knows my anger, my story, and my slogan
The best at what he does
Yes sir, it's Logan
Patch, Weapon X, or even Wolverine
It doesn't matter what name you give me, it doesn't change your fate
The whole fucking universe is afraid of me
Don't think that the fifth member of Kiss is going to intimidate me
I survived Nagasaki, I fought in Vietnam
I'm the most badass thug in all of Canada
With these Adamantium claws I can tear you apart
But with so much makeup you're going to get them dirty
[Lobo]
What's up, Jimmy?
Now it's my turn to attack
Get ready, kid
I'm going to murder you
Just the same way you did with your dad
You're scum!
You will not achieve victory
You'll lose this duel more than your fucking memory
Although I can help you with that, if you trust me
Put yourself in my hands and I'll give you a Lobo-tomy
Logan, you bad dog!
You saw me and you pooped your pants, didn't you?
I don't know who you're trying to intimidate with that banana costume
Fuck you, bro!
You're going straight to the coffin
I'm going to destroy you more than your movie destroyed Deadpool
[Wolverine]
No! Don't even mention him! He has a sixth sense!
Now that stuck up jerk will come and bother me
[Deadpool]
But he's a troll, Wolverine really likes me!
Right, Logan?
[Wolverine]
Fuck you, Wade
[Deadpool]
You see?
[Wolverine]
Thank goodness, he's gone now
It's my turn to destroy you
I'm going to hit you harder than I hit my little brother Sabertooth
Criticism of my movies?
What a sad guy
Yours aren't just bad, they don't even exist
Your versions are ridiculous, and you know that very well
You were Lil' Lobo's friend, a fool who thinks he's more of a rapper than Lil' Wayne!
Not to mention the New 52 remake, what a joke!
You went from Cannibal Corpse to My Chemical Romance
[Lobo]
Don't get so carried away, man
You were lucky that
Hugh Jackman was chosen to play your role
Because if they had stuck to your monkey height
They should have chosen fucking Danny DeVito
I am stronger and more resilient than Superman
I smoke and drink three times as much as you ever will
I would be able to beat you in Lobo the Duck mode
I'll kill you with my motorcycle, this myth will fear me
Your latest work looks good, to be honest
Although it could be called The Last of Us rather than Logan
But seeing how well X-23 is growing
One day I'll put her on six claws until dawn
[Wolverine]
You sexist pig, I'm going to slice your body!
So ask to be let into fucking hell already
You exterminated your race to be unique, how cute!
Don't worry, I'll finish the job today
[Lobo]
I've come to achieve what no one else has
Break your legs and leave you like Xavier
I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing
I'll be a wolf in the skin of the most idiotic X-Men in the whole world
Who wins? Who's next? You decide