La Suegra
Quiero que todos pongan atencion pongan atencion pongan atencion
Es la historia de una suegra suegra loca
Que crees
Ha
Mi mama va a venir a comer hoy
Otra ves? no tiene que venir todos los días
Nombre eso dicelo a tu mamá
Mi mamá es buena onda fijate
Mmm oh si como no tu mamá es una...
Ni abras la boca
Es una vieja vieja loca
Ay quien la viera seriecita y tan buena gente
Ay no se imaginan en el mounstro que ella se convierte
Pues cuando llega a casa no se quiere nunca ir
Se la pasa de metiche no nos deja vivir
Inventa muchos cuentos y problemas siempre da
Nos sigue me critica esta celosa vieja loca
Coro
No oh oh no puedo soportar que llega como siempre inoportuna
No oh oh no quiero ver que no hace nada cuando ella no se calla
No oh oh no no lo puedo creer que no se entera que conmigo no es buena
No oh oh no no le gusto pero a quien le gusta quedarse con la suegra
No le gusto (3veces)
Suegra (6 veces)
Ay ni podemos estar juntos porque se aparece
Ay no hay en este mundo ser que a ella la convensa
Amenaza con quedarse en vivir en nuestra casa
Porque dice que a su hijo le hace falta mas mujer
Le mete en la cabeza muchas cosas pero inciertas
Y le habla mal de mis puras mentiras vieja loca
Coro
No oh oh no puedo soportar que llega como siempre inoportuna
No oh oh no quiero ver que no hace nada cuando ella no se calla
No oh oh no no lo puedo creer que no se entera que conmigo no es buena
No oh oh no no le gusto pero a quien le gusta quedarse con la suegra
Ay y mi suegra es un cancer
Pero porque es del 24 de junio
Pues cuando llega a casa no se quiere nunca ir
Se la pasa de metiche no nos deja vivir
Inventa muchos cuentos y problemas siempre da
Nos sigue me critica esta celosa vieja loca
Coro
No oh oh no puedo soportar que llega como siempre inoportuna
No oh oh no quiero ver que no hace nada cuando ella no se calla
No oh oh no no lo puedo creer que no se entera que conmigo no es buena
No oh oh no no le gusto pero a quien le gusta quedarse con la suegra
No le gusto (3veces)
Esta vieja esta loca esta loca
Bueno mi amor te dejo porque tengo que ir a grabar
A grabar? pero tu ni tocas
Por que dices eso si yo soy socio?
A bueno
A por cierto mi mamá se va a quedar contigo
Que?!
The Mother-in-Law
I want everyone to pay attention, pay attention, pay attention
It's the story of a crazy mother-in-law
Guess what
Ha
My mom is coming over to eat today
Again? She doesn't have to come every day
Tell that to your mom
My mom is cool, you'll see
Mmm oh yeah, sure, your mom is a...
Don't even open your mouth
She's a crazy old lady
Oh, if only you saw her, so serious and nice
Oh, you can't imagine the monster she becomes
Because when she arrives at home, she never wants to leave
She's always snooping around, doesn't let us live
She makes up a lot of stories and always causes problems
She follows us, criticizes me, this jealous crazy old lady
Chorus
No oh oh, I can't stand her always coming at the wrong time
No oh oh, I don't want to see her doing nothing when she won't shut up
No oh oh, I can't believe she doesn't realize she's not good with me
No oh oh, she doesn't like me, but who likes staying with the mother-in-law
She doesn't like me (3 times)
Mother-in-law (6 times)
Oh, we can't even be together because she shows up
Oh, there's no being in this world that convinces her
She threatens to stay and live in our house
Because she says her son needs more of a woman
She puts many uncertain things in his head
And speaks badly of me, all lies, crazy old lady
Chorus
No oh oh, I can't stand her always coming at the wrong time
No oh oh, I don't want to see her doing nothing when she won't shut up
No oh oh, I can't believe she doesn't realize she's not good with me
No oh oh, she doesn't like me, but who likes staying with the mother-in-law
Oh, and my mother-in-law is a pain
But because she's born on June 24th
Because when she arrives at home, she never wants to leave
She's always snooping around, doesn't let us live
She makes up a lot of stories and always causes problems
She follows us, criticizes me, this jealous crazy old lady
Chorus
No oh oh, I can't stand her always coming at the wrong time
No oh oh, I don't want to see her doing nothing when she won't shut up
No oh oh, I can't believe she doesn't realize she's not good with me
No oh oh, she doesn't like me, but who likes staying with the mother-in-law
She doesn't like me (3 times)
This old lady is crazy, she's crazy
Well, my love, I have to go because I have to go record
Record? But you don't even play
Why do you say that if I'm a partner?
Oh, okay
Oh, by the way, my mom is going to stay with you
What?!