Al N Yetta
Al 'n' Yetta Always Sit Togedda,
Watching Tv Every Single Night.
Munching Popcorn From a Dish,
While Observing Dorothy Gish.
(Dorothy Gish) Dorothy Gish,
(What a Dish) What a Dish.
Ohhhh,
Al 'n' Yetta Couldn't Have It Betta,
Their Tv Set Has Remote Control.
So They Both Can Stay in Bed,
With Frankenstein and Mister Ed.
(Mister Ed) Stay in Bed,
(Dorothy Gish) What a Dish.
Ohhhh,
Al 'n' Yetta, Fans of Art Linkletta,
And They Love to Sing Along With Mitch.
They Just Found in Tv Guide,
Reruns of December Bride.
(December Bride) Tv Guide,
(Mister Ed) Stay in Bed,
(Dorothy Gish) What a Dish.
Ohhhh,
They're Big Fans of Gunsmoke and Bonanza,
And Ben Casey and Doctor Jim Kildaire,
And Third Reruns of Millionaire,
And Fourth Reruns of Yogi Bear.
(Millionaire) Yogi Bear,
(December Bride) Tv Guide,
(Mister Ed) Stay in Bed,
(Dorothy Gish) What a Dish.
Ohhhh,
Al 'n' Yetta Love to Watch Loretta
When She Enters Through Her Fancy Door.
They Just Love the Real Mccoys,
Walter Cronkite and the Bowery Boys.
(Bowery Boys) Real Mccoys,
(Millionaire) Yogi Bear,
(December Bride) Tv Guide,
(Mister Ed) Stay in Bed,
(Dorothy Gish) What a Dish.
Ohhhh,
Al Got Wrinkly, Watching Huntley-brinkley,
And Colleg Bowl On Sunday Afternoons.
While They Both Watch Meet the Press,
Yetta Yearns For Elliott Ness.
(Elliott Ness) Meet the Press,
(Bowery Boys) Real Mccoys,
(Millionaire) Yogi Bear,
(December Bride) Tv Guide,
(Mister Ed) Stay in Bed,
(Dorothy Gish) What a Dish.
Ohhhh,
Al 'n' Yetta Watched An Operetta.
Leonard Bernstein Told Them What They Saw.
They Both Shouted, "Hail Bernstein!"
Then They Switched to What's My Line.
(Hail Bernstein) What's My Line,
(Elliott Ness) Meet the Press,
(Bowery Boys) Real Mccoys,
(Millionaire) Yogi Bear,
(December Bride) Tv Guide,
(Mister Ed) Stay in Bed,
(Dorothy Gish) What a Dish.
Ohhhh,
Al Told Yetta Something That Upsetta.
He Said, "Dear, Our Picture Tube Has Blown."
Yetta Answered, "Woe Is Me,
For Tonight We Shall Not See:
(Hail Bernstein) What's My Line,
(Elliott Ness) Meet the Press,
(Bowery Boys) Real Mccoys,
(Millionaire) Yogi Bear,
(December Bride) Tv Guide,
(Mister Ed) Stay in Bed,
(Dorothy Gish) What a Dish."
Ohhhh,
Al 'n' Yetta's Television Set.
Al 'n' Yetta
Al 'n' Yetta Siempre se sientan juntos,
Viendo la televisión cada noche.
Comiendo palomitas de maíz de un plato,
Mientras observan a Dorothy Gish.
(Dorothy Gish) Dorothy Gish,
(Qué plato) Qué plato.
Ohhhh,
Al 'n' Yetta no podrían tenerlo mejor,
Su televisor tiene control remoto.
Así que ambos pueden quedarse en la cama,
Con Frankenstein y Mister Ed.
(Mister Ed) Quedarse en la cama,
(Dorothy Gish) Qué plato.
Ohhhh,
Al 'n' Yetta, fans de Art Linkletta,
Y les encanta cantar con Mitch.
Acaban de encontrar en la guía de televisión,
Reposiciones de December Bride.
(December Bride) Guía de televisión,
(Mister Ed) Quedarse en la cama,
(Dorothy Gish) Qué plato.
Ohhhh,
Son grandes fans de Gunsmoke y Bonanza,
Y Ben Casey y Doctor Jim Kildaire,
Y reposiciones de Millionaire,
Y reposiciones de Yogi Bear.
(Millionaire) Yogi Bear,
(December Bride) Guía de televisión,
(Mister Ed) Quedarse en la cama,
(Dorothy Gish) Qué plato.
Ohhhh,
Al 'n' Yetta aman ver a Loretta
Cuando entra por su puerta elegante.
Simplemente adoran a los verdaderos Mccoys,
Walter Cronkite y los Bowery Boys.
(Bowery Boys) Verdaderos Mccoys,
(Millionaire) Yogi Bear,
(December Bride) Guía de televisión,
(Mister Ed) Quedarse en la cama,
(Dorothy Gish) Qué plato.
Ohhhh,
Al se arrugó viendo Huntley-Brinkley,
Y Colleg Bowl los domingos por la tarde.
Mientras ambos ven Meet the Press,
Yetta anhela a Elliott Ness.
(Elliott Ness) Meet the Press,
(Bowery Boys) Verdaderos Mccoys,
(Millionaire) Yogi Bear,
(December Bride) Guía de televisión,
(Mister Ed) Quedarse en la cama,
(Dorothy Gish) Qué plato.
Ohhhh,
Al 'n' Yetta vieron una opereta.
Leonard Bernstein les dijo lo que veían.
Ambos gritaron, '¡Viva Bernstein!'
Luego cambiaron a ¿Cuál es mi línea?
(¡Viva Bernstein!) ¿Cuál es mi línea?,
(Elliott Ness) Meet the Press,
(Bowery Boys) Verdaderos Mccoys,
(Millionaire) Yogi Bear,
(December Bride) Guía de televisión,
(Mister Ed) Quedarse en la cama,
(Dorothy Gish) Qué plato.
Ohhhh,
Al le dijo a Yetta algo que la molestó.
Él dijo, 'Querida, nuestro tubo de imagen ha explotado.'
Yetta respondió, '¡Ay de mí,
Porque esta noche no veremos:
(¡Viva Bernstein!) ¿Cuál es mi línea?,
(Elliott Ness) Meet the Press,
(Bowery Boys) Verdaderos Mccoys,
(Millionaire) Yogi Bear,
(December Bride) Guía de televisión,
(Mister Ed) Quedarse en la cama,
(Dorothy Gish) Qué plato.'
Ohhhh,
El televisor de Al 'n' Yetta.