Sillón De Mis Entretelas
Me quieren quitar el cargo
yo no me largo
Que este chollo no lo suelto
me lo he ganao
Tantos años asintiendo
y hasta aplaudiendo
y ahora vienen a decirme que me han cesao
Sillón de mis entretelas
Mi despachito oficial
Quieren dejarme a dos velas
a un director general
Me quieren echar afuera
arrojarme al arrabal
Que puñal a la trapera
el papelín oficial
Aferrao a mi butaca
como una lapa
A mi nadie me despega
de este sillón
Que es mi madre, que es mi esposa
será mi losa
ya me he untado en el trasero
Sinteticón
A mi me han nombrao a dedo
y aquí me quedo
por los siglos de los siglos
Amen Jesús
No me mueven de este trono
que tengo abono
hasta el día en que la espiche
de un patatús
Armchair of My Innermost Parts
They want to take away my position
I'm not leaving
I won't let go of this cushy job
I've earned it
So many years nodding
and even applauding
and now they come to tell me they've fired me
Armchair of my innermost parts
My little official office
They want to leave me with nothing
just a general director
They want to kick me out
throw me to the outskirts
What a backstab
the official paper
Clung to my seat
like a barnacle
No one can pry me away
from this armchair
It's my mother, it's my wife
it'll be my tomb
I've already smeared my backside
Synthetic material
I was handpicked
and here I stay
for eternity
Amen Jesus
They won't move me from this throne
I have fertilizer
until the day I kick the bucket
from a heart attack