Ahora Resulta
Pero no me mires así
Con todo respeto esta canción no es para todas
Es sencillamente la historia de lo que alguién, ah, le sucedió, ah
Te compré ropa y bolsos de diseñador
Y unas gafas con diamantes incrustados
Te puse pechos, te puse nalgas y una cintura dónde tu tenías llantas
Te compre más zapatos que para un cien pies
Y pestañas largas, negras y encrespadas
Nariz bonita, respingadita
Y pa' broncearte te metí en una máquina, ¡ay!
Y ahora resulta
Que te crees el más bello monumento
Fuiste una mala inversión y me arrepiento
Pues tus palabras de amor arrastró el viento
Y ahora resulta
Que no estoy en el nivel que tú pensabas
Me dices eso y otras tantas pendejadas
Ahora resulta muñequita, ahora resulta
Maldita puta, ¡antes de mi tú no eras nada!
¡Ay!, Así es que es Alzate ¡Papá!
Te compré un carro que ni sabes manejar
Y aparatos de esos con una manzana
Yo te di joyas, tangas de Victoria
Y hasta un perro del tamaño de una rata
Y ahora resulta
Que te crees el más bello monumento
Fuiste una mala inversión y me arrepiento
Pues tus palabras de amor arrastró el viento
Y ahora resulta
Que no estoy en el nivel que tú pensabas
Me dices eso y otras tantas pendejadas
Ahora resulta muñequita, ahora resulta
Maldita puta, ¡antes de mi tú no eras nada! (ah)
Now It Turns Out
But don't look at me like that
With all due respect, this song is not for everyone
It's simply the story of what someone, ah, went through, ah
I bought you designer clothes and bags
And glasses with embedded diamonds
I gave you breasts, I gave you buttocks, and a waist where you had rolls
I bought you more shoes than for a centipede
And long, black, curly eyelashes
Pretty, upturned nose
And to tan you, I put you in a machine, oh!
And now it turns out
That you think you're the most beautiful monument
You were a bad investment and I regret it
Because your words of love were carried away by the wind
And now it turns out
That I'm not at the level you thought
You tell me that and many other stupid things
Now it turns out, little doll, now it turns out
Damn whore, before me you were nothing!
Oh, that's how it is, Alzate, Daddy!
I bought you a car that you don't even know how to drive
And those devices with an apple
I gave you jewelry, Victoria's Secret thongs
And even a dog the size of a rat
And now it turns out
That you think you're the most beautiful monument
You were a bad investment and I regret it
Because your words of love were carried away by the wind
And now it turns out
That I'm not at the level you thought
You tell me that and many other stupid things
Now it turns out, little doll, now it turns out
Damn whore, before me you were nothing! (ah)