Fat Baby
I Know a Man, Maybe You Know Him, Too.
You Never Can Tell; He Might Even Be You.
He Knelt At the Altar, and That Was the End.
He's Saved, and That's All That Matters to Him.
His Spiritual Tummy, It Can't Take Too Much.
One Day a Week, He Gets a Spiritual Lunch.
On Sunday, He Puts On His Spiritual Best,
And Gives His Language a Spiritual Rest.
He's Just a Faaa...
He's Just a Fat Little Baby!
Wa, Wa, Waaaaa....
He Wants His Bottle, and He Don't Mean Maybe.
He Sampled Solid Foods Once Or Twice,
But He Says Doctrine Leaves Him Cold As Ice.
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba...ba, Ba...ba, Ba!
He's Been Baptized, Sanctified, Redeemed By the Blood,
But His Daily Devotions Are Stuck in the Mud.
He Knows the Books of the Bible and John 3:16.
He's Got the Biggest King James You've Ever Seen!
I've Always Wondered If He'll Grow Up Someday.
He's Momma's Boy, and He Likes It That Way.
If You Happen to See Him, Tell Him I Said,
"he'll Never Grow, If He Never Gets Fed."
He's Just a Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fa-at, Fat...
Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fa-at, Fat...
Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Faaaaat...
...baby...
Bebé Gordito
Conozco a un hombre, tal vez tú lo conoces también.
Nunca se sabe; incluso podría ser tú.
Se arrodilló en el altar, y ese fue el final.
Está salvado, y eso es todo lo que importa para él.
Su barriga espiritual, no puede soportar mucho.
Un día a la semana, tiene un almuerzo espiritual.
Los domingos, se viste con su mejor ropa espiritual,
y da a su lenguaje un descanso espiritual.
Él es solo un be-be...
¡Él es solo un bebé gordito!
Wa, Wa, Waaaaa...
Quiere su biberón, y no significa tal vez.
Probó alimentos sólidos una o dos veces,
pero dice que la doctrina lo deja frío como el hielo.
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba...ba, Ba...ba, Ba!
Ha sido bautizado, santificado, redimido por la sangre,
pero sus devociones diarias están estancadas en el barro.
Conoce los libros de la Biblia y Juan 3:16.
¡Tiene la Biblia King James más grande que hayas visto!
Siempre me he preguntado si algún día crecerá.
Es el niño de mamá, y le gusta así.
Si llegas a verlo, dile que yo dije,
'Nunca crecerá, si nunca se alimenta.'
Él es solo un gordo, gordo, gordo, gordo, gordo, gordo...
Gordo, gordo, gordo, gordo, gordo, gordo...
Gordo, gordo, gordo, gordo, gordo, gordo, gordo...
...bebé...
Escrita por: Steve Millikan