Juan El Golosina
Esta es la historia de Juan el Golosina
Que de pequeño le gustaba la cocina
Le regalaban tanques y soldados
Y él prefería hacerse mil peinados
En el colegio le llamaban el gallina
Le comparaban con jarrones de la China
Oía un petardo, creía que era una bomba
Y dando un grito, saltaba a la comba
A su padre le tenía muy quemado
No le gustaba que fuera amanerado
Su cinturón le sacaba los colores
Cuando Juanito imitaba a Lola Flores.
Juan el Golosina
Camina por la vida trabaja en cabaret
Es un hombre libre y la gente ya le quiere
Tal y como es (BIS)
Se hizo mayor, a la mili se fue el pobre
Era feliz él solo con tanto hombre
Se hizo turuta pa tocar una trompeta
Hacía la guardia con su flor y su peineta
Vino a Madrid persiguiendo a sus artistas
A su padre por fin le perdió de vista
Y por la tarde ya se había echo la toga
Pa por la noche trabajar en Pasapoga
Y vino el cambio y la derrota del fascista
Y por fin consiguió ser un artista
Y con Tejero cayó en un profundo coma
Y despertó inflado por la silicona
Juan el Golosina
Camina por la vida trabaja en cabaret
Es un hombre libre y la gente ya le quiere
Tal y como es (BIS)
Juan The Sweet Tooth
This is the story of Juan The Sweet Tooth
Who loved cooking when he was young
They gave him tanks and soldiers
But he preferred to style his hair a thousand ways
In school, they called him a coward
Comparing him to Chinese vases
He heard a firecracker, thought it was a bomb
And with a scream, he jumped rope
His father was really fed up
Didn't like that he was effeminate
His belt would embarrass him
When little Juan imitated Lola Flores.
Juan The Sweet Tooth
Walks through life, works in a cabaret
He's a free man and people already love him
Just the way he is (REPEAT)
He grew up, went to the military poor thing
He was happy alone with so many men
He became a 'turuta' to play a trumpet
Did guard duty with his flower and comb
He came to Madrid chasing his artists
Finally lost sight of his father
And by the afternoon, he had put on his robe
To work at Pasapoga at night
And came the change and the defeat of the fascist
And finally managed to be an artist
And with Tejero, fell into a deep coma
And woke up inflated with silicone
Juan The Sweet Tooth
Walks through life, works in a cabaret
He's a free man and people already love him
Just the way he is (REPEAT)