El Noticiero
Este es el noticiero de la ma?
El unico que dice lo que le da la gana
Despues de un corte regresamos
Con lo mas completo de lo que soportamos
O.J. salio libre de culpa
Diez millones dio Michael por disculpa
Bapulearon a otro indocumentado
Fue en defensa propia, dijeron los del jurado
Se dio a la fuga el ex-presidente
Con lo que le quito a toda su gente
juega en un casino en Montecarlo
y bebe champagne y aqui nadie va a juzgarlo
Va a nevar en Haiti
Y hay bajo cero en Puerto Rico
No salga usted de alli
Que el trafico esta en la hora pico
Y hay mas smog que en Chernovil
Abrace a los suyos y aferrece
Que aqui no es bueno el que ayuda
Sino el que no jode, acuerdece
El Vaticano prohibio los anitconceptivos
Prefieren ni?con hambre que un preservativo
Y las cigue?trabajan a dobles turnos
Pensaran abrir sucursales en Saturno
El futbol gana terreno en los Estados Unidos
Quieren cambiar la estructura pa´ que tenga sentido
Hay que agrandar las porterias y ocho tiempos fuera
pa´ vendernos porquerias
Se cree que el chupacabras es un caso tipico
Producto de la mixtura entre dos politicos
Es un depredador furtivo
Abrase visto semejante parecido
Va a nevar en Haiti
Y hay bajo cero en Puerto Rico
No salga usted de alli
Que el trafico esta en la hora pico
Y hay mas smog que en Chernovil
Abrace a los suyos y aferrece
Que aqui no es bueno el que ayuda
Sino el que no jode, acuerdesece
Si le hemos parecido amarillistas
Disculpe usted, no hubo noticias optimistas
Va a nevar en Haiti
Y hay bajo cero en Puerto Rico
No salga usted de alli
Que el trafico esta en la hora pico
Y hay mas smog que en Chernovil
Abrace a los suyos y aferrece
Que aqui no es bueno el que ayuda
Sino el que no jode, acuerdesece
Hasta ma?...
The News
This is the morning news
The only one that says whatever it wants
After a break we return
With the most complete of what we endure
O.J. was acquitted
Michael paid ten million as an apology
Another undocumented person was beaten
It was self-defense, said the jury
The ex-president went on the run
With everything he took from his people
He plays in a casino in Monte Carlo
And drinks champagne, and no one will judge him here
It's going to snow in Haiti
And it's below zero in Puerto Rico
Don't leave there
As traffic is at rush hour
And there's more smog than in Chernobyl
Embrace your loved ones and hold on tight
Here it's not good to help
But not to bother, remember
The Vatican banned contraceptives
They prefer children with hunger than a condom
And storks work double shifts
Thinking of opening branches on Saturn
Soccer is gaining ground in the United States
They want to change the structure so it makes sense
They have to enlarge the goals and call eight timeouts
To sell us junk
It's believed that the chupacabra is a typical case
A product of the mixture between two politicians
It's a stealthy predator
Have you ever seen such a resemblance?
It's going to snow in Haiti
And it's below zero in Puerto Rico
Don't leave there
As traffic is at rush hour
And there's more smog than in Chernobyl
Embrace your loved ones and hold on tight
Here it's not good to help
But not to bother, remember
If we seemed sensationalist to you
We apologize, there were no optimistic news
It's going to snow in Haiti
And it's below zero in Puerto Rico
Don't leave there
As traffic is at rush hour
And there's more smog than in Chernobyl
Embrace your loved ones and hold on tight
Here it's not good to help
But not to bother, remember
Until tomorrow...