Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass
oooooohhhhh
santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
he's gonna kick your ass
he's gonna kick your ass
santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
cuz you've always been a rotten little brat
reindeer coming and they're gonna bite your wreath
they're gonna chew your welcome mat
swallow your kitty cat
reindeer coming and they're gonna eat your begonias
cuz santa hasn't fed them in a month
santa's coming and he's gonna KICK your ass
he's gonna KICK your ass
he's gonna KICK your ass
santa's coming and he's gonna KICK your ass
cuz he's sick of shoveling snow and reindeer poo
elves are coming and they're gonna steal your turkey
wreck your tv
burn down your christmas tree
elves are coming and they're gonna trash your home
cuz they ain't got nothing else to do
santa's loaded with attitude
he's loud and drunk and smelly and rude
his workshops been closed by an auditor
and mrs. clause ran off with her chiropractor
santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
he's gonna kick your ass
he's gonna kick your ass
santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
cuz he's had a really crummy year
Santa va a patearte el trasero
oooooohhhhh
Santa viene y va a patearte el trasero
Va a patearte el trasero
Va a patearte el trasero
Santa viene y va a patearte el trasero
Porque siempre has sido un mocoso malcriado
Los renos vienen y van a morder tu corona
Van a masticar tu tapete de bienvenida
Tragarse a tu gato
Los renos vienen y van a comerse tus begonias
Porque Santa no los ha alimentado en un mes
Santa viene y va a PATEAR tu trasero
Va a PATEAR tu trasero
Va a PATEAR tu trasero
Santa viene y va a PATEAR tu trasero
Porque está harto de cavar nieve y excremento de reno
Los duendes vienen y van a robar tu pavo
Destrozar tu televisor
Quemar tu árbol de Navidad
Los duendes vienen y van a destrozar tu hogar
Porque no tienen nada más que hacer
Santa está cargado de actitud
Es ruidoso, borracho, maloliente y grosero
Su taller ha sido cerrado por un auditor
Y la señora Claus se fugó con su quiropráctico
Santa viene y va a patearte el trasero
Va a patearte el trasero
Va a patearte el trasero
Santa viene y va a patearte el trasero
Porque ha tenido un año realmente malo