Malcolm
Billy solves his problems by calling up his mom
Heather solves her problems with drugs and alcohol
Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law
But malcolm has his own way and it's better than them all
Chorus
'cause malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw
And he never has the same problem twice
Whether it's a bill or a cheque arriving late
Rancid marble cheese or a steak that's second rate
Awful tv programs or a broken elvis plate
Or his fiancee who dumps him because he's gaining weight
Chorus
Aaaaggghhh aaaaggghhh
Problem solved
Malcolm
Billy resuelve sus problemas llamando a su mamá
Heather resuelve sus problemas con drogas y alcohol
Daniel resuelve sus problemas con un médico y la ley
Pero Malcolm tiene su propia forma y es mejor que todos ellos
Coro
Porque Malcolm resuelve sus problemas con una motosierra
Y nunca tiene el mismo problema dos veces
Ya sea una factura o un cheque que llega tarde
Queso mármol rancio o un filete de segunda
Programas de televisión horribles o un plato de Elvis roto
O su prometida que lo deja porque está subiendo de peso
Coro
¡Aaaaggghhh aaaaggghhh!
Problema resuelto
Escrita por: The Arrogant Worms