Me cago
Voy al baño corriendo, pues un pedo me avisó
que se viene la cacona.
De chorizo y morcilla, bordolinos y birra,
mi culo me traiciona.
Ay que me cago, me cago!
Ay que me cago! encima me cago!
Ay que no llego, no llego!
Ay que no llego!, al baño no llego!
Llego al baño de milagro, puta madre está ocupado,
pido a gritos, abrime carajo.
Mi intestino se revienta,
ya salió del pantalón, las gotitas de mierda se escaparon.
Y me cagué, me cagué!
Y me cagué, encima me cagué!
Y no llegué, no llegué!
Y no llegué, al baño no llegué!
I shit myself
I run to the bathroom, as a fart warned me
that the poop is coming.
With chorizo and blood sausage, beers and wine,
my ass betrays me.
Oh, I'm shitting, I'm shitting!
Oh, I'm shitting! I'm shitting myself!
Oh, I can't make it, I can't make it!
Oh, I can't make it! I can't make it to the bathroom!
I barely make it to the bathroom, damn it's occupied,
I shout, open up damn it.
My intestine bursts,
it's already out of my pants, the little drops of shit escaped.
And I shit myself, I shit myself!
And I shit myself, I shit myself!
And I didn't make it, I didn't make it!
And I didn't make it, I didn't make it to the bathroom!