Smalltalk Stinks'
Small talk stinks
Small talk stinks
Small talk stinks
Small talk stinks
See the young man in his new gown
Talking up to his bouffant drag
He says he loves you with flowers
Something that he's never had
A sentence should be like a serpent
Quick with a sting in its tail
String me a line that has meaning and depth
There's no small talk with walky talkies
Small talk stinks.
I said it stinks
Small talk stinks
Small talk stinks.
You whisper sweet nothings chit-chat-back-chat
There's no idle gossip in braille
Taking combs three times an day
Twice an hour
Indentikit cute lips from wall to wall
Stand in line for the photo call
See the young man in his new gown
Talking up to his bouffant drag
Small talk stinks
Small talk stinks
Small talk stinks
Small talk stinks.
El chisme apesta
El chisme apesta
El chisme apesta
El chisme apesta
El chisme apesta
Ve al joven en su traje nuevo
Hablando con su jerga pomposa
Dice que te ama con flores
Algo que nunca ha tenido
Una frase debería ser como una serpiente
Rápida con un aguijón en su cola
Cuéntame algo que tenga significado y profundidad
No hay chismes con walkie talkies
El chisme apesta
Dije que apesta
El chisme apesta
El chisme apesta
Susurras dulces tonterías chismosas
No hay chismes ociosos en braille
Tomando peines tres veces al día
Dos veces por hora
Labios lindos de identikit de pared a pared
Haz fila para la sesión de fotos
Ve al joven en su traje nuevo
Hablando con su jerga pomposa
El chisme apesta
El chisme apesta
El chisme apesta
El chisme apesta.