The Ballad of Chasey Lain
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can
You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?
You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass
You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
Would ya fuck me for blow?
La balada de Chasey Lain
Querido Chasey Lain te escribí para explicarte que soy tu mayor admirador. Sólo quería preguntarte ¿Podría comerte el culo? Has tenido un montón de polla tuve un montón de polla He tenido mucho tiempo He tenido mucho tiempo Has tenido un montón de polla Chasey pero no has tenido la mía Querido Chasey Lain escribí para quejarme Nunca me contesté ¿Cómo podría comer tu culo cuando tratas a tu mayor fan así? Has tenido un montón de polla tuve un montón de polla He tenido mucho tiempo Has tenido mucho tiempo Has tenido una gran polla Chasey pero no has tenido la mía Querido Chasey Lain escribí para restringir esta carta es mi última como tu mayor fan debo exigir que me dejes comer tu culo Has tenido mucha polla He tenido mucha polla He tenido mucha Has tenido mucho tiempo Has tenido mucha polla Chasey pero no has tenido mi P.S. Mamá y papá esta es Chasey Chasey esta es mi mamá y papá Ahora muéstrales las tetas Ahora muéstrales las tetas P.S. Mamá y papá esta es Chasey Chasey esta es mi mamá y papá Ahora muéstrales las tetas Ahora muéstrales las tetas ¿Que me jodan por un golpe?