Hook 'Em Cow
Down in Dakota County lives the Hook 'Em Cow
She's a looker, so we took her to the big pow-wow.
Come along and see her, say how-de-do and take a bow
Very glad to meet you she's the Hook 'Em Cow.
Hook 'Em Cow, hear the song a-rattling
Hook 'Em Cow, we're a-coming now
Hook 'Em Cow, shooting like a Gatling
Clear the street, you're going to meet the Hook 'Em Cow.
Now over at the pow-wow things were getting rough
All the kegs were fried, no-ones got enough.
Someone said "a burger," and though I thought it murder
We were lookin' to be cookin' up the Hook 'Em Cow.
(chorus)
Hook 'Em Cow was lookin for a place to run
She's a ramblin' rovin' bovine with a Gatling gun.
But Old MacDonald shot her, Mr. Rogers joined the slaughter
They were loppin' and a choppin' up the Hook 'Em Cow.
(chorus)
Engancha 'Em Vaca
En el condado de Dakota vive la Vaca Engancha 'Em
Ella es atractiva, así que la llevamos al gran pow-wow.
Ven y mírala, di cómo estás y haz una reverencia
Muy contentos de conocerte, ella es la Vaca Engancha 'Em.
Engancha 'Em Vaca, escucha la canción retumbando
Engancha 'Em Vaca, ya estamos llegando
Engancha 'Em Vaca, disparando como una Gatling
Despejen la calle, van a conocer a la Vaca Engancha 'Em.
Ahora en el pow-wow las cosas se estaban poniendo difíciles
Todos los barriles estaban vacíos, nadie tenía suficiente.
Alguien dijo 'una hamburguesa', y aunque pensé que era un asesinato
Estábamos buscando cocinar a la Vaca Engancha 'Em.
(estribillo)
La Vaca Engancha 'Em estaba buscando un lugar para correr
Ella es una vaca errante con una ametralladora Gatling.
Pero el Viejo MacDonald la disparó, el Sr. Rogers se unió a la matanza
Estaban cortando y troceando a la Vaca Engancha 'Em.
(chorus)
Escrita por: Boiled in Lead / Drew Miller / Steven Brust / Jörgen Elofsson