He Likes Them Airbrished
Our Danny boy
He was a ladies man
Our Danny boy
Oh yes he had a plan
To find the perfect bird
And no he didn't mind if he had to try a few along the way
Oh no he didn't mind
He'd cruise around
The bars and clubs in town
He'd scout the birds
He'd look 'em up and down
He'd take his charm and then he'd switch it on
He knew which buttons he had to press it didn't involve no web address
She might look good yeah
She might look nice
She might have the perfect form
But will you still want to squeeze those cheeks when she's 34?
Extremely literate
you know in FHM
From nuts to loaded
He studies all of them
But he doesn't go near no not the top shelf
Cause bringing classy birds back to his flat don't wana see no filth
Like a young Michael Caine
Alfie's the character
Or perhaps a bit more tough, like in "Get Carter"
He'll pull the women in
And then he'll spit them out
Unless she's got a chest
like Kelly Brook or Angelina's pout
She might look good yeah
She might look nice
She might get inside your head
But will she still be your Angelina Jolie when she farts in bed?
Now he's found the perfect looking bird
They've moved in it's 6 months on
She's got the body of a celebrity
Lying by him in a thong
He thought his plan was flawless
He thought he'd had it figured out
But after 6 months living with this chick she's turned into a lout
Because she snores she farts yeah she burps then laughs
She leaves her toenail clippings in the bath
And our Danny boy's thoughts confirm that she won't even be his other half
Le Gustan Retocadas
Nuestro Danny boy
Era un mujeriego
Nuestro Danny boy
Oh sí, tenía un plan
Encontrar el pájaro perfecto
Y no le importaba probar con algunas en el camino
Oh no, no le importaba
Recorría
Los bares y clubes de la ciudad
Revisaba a las chicas
Las miraba de arriba abajo
Usaba su encanto y luego lo encendía
Sabía qué botones tenía que presionar, no involucraba ninguna dirección web
Puede lucir bien, sí
Puede verse agradable
Puede tener la forma perfecta
¿Pero seguirás queriendo apretar esas mejillas cuando tenga 34?
Extremadamente letrado
Sabes en FHM
De nuts a loaded
Él las estudia a todas
Pero no se acerca a las de arriba
Porque llevar chicas elegantes a su departamento no quiere ver suciedad
Como un joven Michael Caine
Alfie es el personaje
O tal vez un poco más rudo, como en 'Get Carter'
Atraerá a las mujeres
Y luego las rechazará
A menos que tenga un busto
como Kelly Brook o los labios de Angelina
Puede lucir bien, sí
Puede verse agradable
Puede entrar en tu cabeza
¿Pero seguirá siendo tu Angelina Jolie cuando se tire un pedo en la cama?
Ahora ha encontrado a la chica perfecta en apariencia
Se mudaron, han pasado 6 meses
Ella tiene el cuerpo de una celebridad
Acostada junto a él en tanga
Pensó que su plan era impecable
Pensó que lo había descifrado
Pero después de 6 meses viviendo con esta chica, se ha convertido en una grosera
Porque ronca, se tira pedos, sí, eructa y luego se ríe
Deja sus recortes de uñas en la bañera
Y los pensamientos de nuestro Danny boy confirman que ni siquiera será su media naranja