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Japan

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Japón

Que pensaran de nosotros en japon pon
debe ser bueno lo que piensan en japon pon
Ricky la pego con el chiqui bon bon
y hata en Hong Kong se escucha reggaeton ton
(etupido!!!
Hong Kong es en china)
-- no importa pero pego la fucking gasolina
pego la fucking gasolina ma que en carolina
y se la empujamo monga sin vaselina
y se la empujamo monga sin margarina
y se la empujamos monga bien monga

Yo me llevo a la chinita con to y sombrilla
la monto en la carretilla
y la llevo a pasear por encima de lo bonsai
depue paramo en changai a comer chiken patai
-(etupido!!!! eso ta tailande)
-- no importa si es tailande chino o japone
to son iguale to hablan alreve
to son iguale todo hablan enredao
con los ojos achinao y comen sentao
sin zapato
se sientan a comer asopao de gato
y si no hay gato en el plato pue comen pincho eh perro
-- la carne de pelo tiene mucho mucho hielo
-- mucho hierro
-- mucho hielo
-- hierro
-- hielo
-- hierro
-- hielo.

-- Que pensaran de nosotros en japon pon
debe ser bueno lo que piensan en japon pon
Ricky la pego con el chiqui bon bon
y hata en Hong Kong se escha regueton ton
-- etupido!!!
Hong Kong es en china
-- no importa pero pego la fucking gasolina
pego la fucking gasolina ma que en carolina
y se la empujamo monga sin vaselina
y se la empujamo monga sin margarina
y se la empujamos monga bien monga

Yo lo que se que tan duro en la acrobacia
en el pin pon y la gimnasia
tambien se que se han inventao to lo que te vende en una farmacia
y que cuando le hacen un favor bajan la cabeza sin decir gracias
-- eso eh palte de nuestla cultula
-- la cultura
-- la cultula
-- la cultura.

-- Etupido cual eh tu etupide
alla en puelto lico hablan mal tambien
adema alla en puelto lico son tolo uno bluto
no son atuto
nosotlo en japon somo
matematico
algeblaico
calculo
plecalculo
supelcalculo
bueno eso eh lo que yo calculo

-- eta bien pero en puerto rico ay mal nalga y hay ma
culo ma mulo ma cadera alla en japon lo que hay es una fucking
chumbera!!
utede lo japonese son como el pollo capicú
amarillento y pelleju
jajaja...
papi te quedate en cero capi cu donde ta el calculo ahora??

-- Etabien pero en japon nosotlo sabemo kalate

-- aca en puerto rico no importa te metemo con un vate

-- yo quiero come alo alo flito.

-- Que pensaran de nosotros en japon pon
debe ser bueno lo que piensan en japon pon
Ricky la pego con el chiqui bon bon
y hata en Hong Kong se escha regueton ton
-- etupido!!!
Hong Kong es en china
-- no importa pero pego la fucking gasolina
pego la fucking gasolina ma que en carolina
y se la empujamo monga sin vaselina
y se la empujamo monga sin margarina
y se la empujamos monga bien monga

Japan

What will they think of us in Japan pon
It must be good what they think in Japan pon
Ricky hit it with the chiqui bon bon
And even in Hong Kong they listen to reggaeton ton
(Stupid!!!
Hong Kong is in China)
-- It doesn't matter but I hit the fucking gasolina
I hit the fucking gasolina more than in Carolina
And we push it hard without vaseline
And we push it hard without margarine
And we push it hard really hard

I take the little Chinese girl with her umbrella
I put her on the cart
And I take her for a walk over the bonsai
Then we stop in Shanghai to eat chicken feet
-(Stupid!!!! that's Thai)
-- It doesn't matter if it's Thai, Chinese, or Japanese
All are the same, all speak backwards
All are the same, all speak tangled
With their eyes slanted and eat sitting
Without shoes
They sit down to eat cat stew
And if there's no cat on the plate, they eat dog skewers
-- The meat of hair has a lot of ice
-- a lot of iron
-- a lot of ice
-- iron
-- ice
-- iron
-- ice.

-- What will they think of us in Japan pon
It must be good what they think in Japan pon
Ricky hit it with the chiqui bon bon
And even in Hong Kong they listen to reggaeton ton
-- Stupid!!!
Hong Kong is in China
-- It doesn't matter but I hit the fucking gasolina
I hit the fucking gasolina more than in Carolina
And we push it hard without vaseline
And we push it hard without margarine
And we push it hard really hard

What I know is that they are tough in acrobatics
In ping pong and gymnastics
I also know that they have invented everything they sell you in a pharmacy
And that when they do a favor, they bow their heads without saying thank you
-- That's part of our culture
-- The culture
-- The culture
-- The culture.

-- Stupid, what's your stupidity
In Puerto Rico they also speak badly
Besides, in Puerto Rico they are all dumb
They are not smart
We in Japan are
Mathematicians
Algebraic
Calculus
Precalculus
Supercalculus
Well, that's what I calculate

-- That's fine but in Puerto Rico there are bad butts and more
Ass more mule more hip, in Japan what there is is a fucking
Cactus!!
You Japanese are like the capicú chicken
Yellowish and wrinkled
Hahaha...
Daddy, you stay at zero capi cu where's the calculation now??

-- That's fine but in Japan we know karate

-- Here in Puerto Rico it doesn't matter, we hit you with a bat

-- I want to eat alo alo flito.

-- What will they think of us in Japan pon
It must be good what they think in Japan pon
Ricky hit it with the chiqui bon bon
And even in Hong Kong they listen to reggaeton ton
-- Stupid!!!
Hong Kong is in China
-- It doesn't matter but I hit the fucking gasolina
I hit the fucking gasolina more than in Carolina
And we push it hard without vaseline
And we push it hard without margarine
And we push it hard really hard

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