El capitan
Un dia en una rifa me saq un viaje en crucero
yo dije oh my god eso es pa gente de dinero
la fama y la fortuna q ahora me acompañan
mira q soy suertudo desayuno con champaña
q clase de mujeres se estan aquí asoliando
como las que el doctor ami me estaba resetando
y ami camarote invite a una de ellas
cuando cruso la puerta se veia realmente bella
se acuesto en la cama me dijo estar cansada
(coro)
de q
de q la persiguiera su marido
era casada se asomo por la escotilla
mientras ella se escondia
tremendo animalote me queria aser papilla
entonses ya mi suerte empesaba a cambiar
cuando de repente el barco fue a encallar
contra un aresife nos fuimos a enbarrar
y todo por los celos de este puto capitan
(coro)
Capitan
Fue todo culpa de este tonto capitan
Me dejo tirado en alta mar
Capitan
Fue todo culpa de este tonto capitan
Y yo q no se nadar
(Todos a los botes niños y mujeres primero
se unde el barco)
A buena ora me sa q el boleto
cuando todos empesaban a bajar
a los botes me acorde q no se nadar
y regrese al camarote
y agarre mi salvavidas mas no era el de la tele
al dejar este barquito anadar ay eso si duele
ya todos en las lanchas claro bien agarrados
empesamos a flotar por este grandisimo océano
llegamos a una isla nolo podia creer
palmeras con playa y no estaba mi mujer
uno de mis sueños se acava de realisar
una isla desierta después de naufragar
capitan te damos las grasias
super capitan como le podre pagar
capitan te damos las grasias
super capitan ya me siento bien liguera
novoy aver ami vieja jamas
vamos a acabar
The Captain
One day at a raffle I won a cruise
I said oh my god, that's for rich people
The fame and fortune that now accompany me
Look how lucky I am, having champagne for breakfast
What kind of women are here flirting
Like the ones the doctor was prescribing to me
And I invited one of them to my cabin
When she crossed the door, she looked really beautiful
She lay on the bed, told me she was tired
(chorus)
Why
Why her husband was chasing her
She was married, peeked through the porthole
While she hid
A huge beast wanted to turn me into pulp
Then my luck began to change
When suddenly the ship ran aground
Against a reef, we got stuck
All because of the jealousy of this damn captain
(chorus)
Captain
It was all this stupid captain's fault
He left me stranded at sea
Captain
It was all this stupid captain's fault
And I don't know how to swim
(All to the lifeboats, children and women first
The ship is sinking)
I regret buying the ticket
When everyone started to get off
I remembered I can't swim
And I went back to the cabin
And grabbed my life jacket, but it wasn't the TV one
Leaving this boat to drift, that hurts
Everyone in the boats, holding on tight
We started to float in this huge ocean
We arrived at an island, I couldn't believe it
Palm trees and a beach, and my wife wasn't there
One of my dreams just came true
A deserted island after shipwrecking
Captain, we thank you
Super captain, how can I repay you
Captain, we thank you
Super captain, I feel much better now
I won't see my old lady ever again
Let's party