Super-Slow-Internet-san (feat. Nanahira)
(インタネットが遅いさん)
(intanetto ga osoi-sān)
よみこみしっぱいがちぜい
yomikomi shippai gachizei
(インタネットが遅いさん)
(intanetto ga osoi-sān)
がしつもひくほどがりがり
gashitsu mo hiku hodo garigarī
(インタネットが遅いさん)
(intanetto ga osoi-sān)
ぶろっくのいずをとくもり
burokku noizu o toku morī
(インタネットが遅いさん)
(intanetto ga osoi-sān)
インタネットが遅いよ
intanetto ga osoi yo
アニメ、どうがあんどアニメ、えいが
anime, dōga ando anime, eiga
おやつたべてつんだアニメしょうか
oyatsu tabete tsunda anime shōka
だけどさんじゅうふんがよみこめない
dakedo sanjūfun ga yomikomenai
ネットげきおも
netto gekio mo
あいどんのうほわい
ai don nō ho wāi
いやしもうめんと
iya shi mōmento
かたまるろーでぃんぐ
katamaru rōdingu
のうしどころかしんでるマイネット
nōshi dokoro ka shinderu my netto
ごういんとかいってるばいじゃない
gōin toka itteru bāi ja nāi
とおいひゃくぱーせんとかんりょうらいん
tōi hyaku pāsento kanryō rain
シークバーみながらしょうきゅうけい(online offline)
shīku bā minagara shō kyūkei (online offline)
シークバーかってにおひるね(online off)
shīku bā katte ni o hirune (online off)
ひゃくくりっく
hyaku kurikku
(はいはいはいはい)
(hai hai hai hai)
ダウンロードはおわらない
daunrōdo wa owaranai
アップロードはしんちょくない
appurōdo wa shinchokunai
(yeah yeah)めちゃらぐい
(yeah yeah) mecha ragu i
(yeah yeah yeah)help myすくい
(yeah yeah yeah) help my sukui
かいせんそくどばふしたい
kaisen sokudo bafu shitai
ちーとでもいいからください
chīto demo ī kara kudasai
(Yeah yeah yeah)ほんとおもい
(Yeah yeah yeah) honto omoi
(Yeah yeah yeah)じけんもない
(Yeah yeah yeah) jinken mo nai
(インタネットが遅いさん)
(intanetto ga osoi-sān)
おんらいんまっちはくそげー
onrain macchi wa kusogē
(インタネットが遅いさん)
(intanetto ga osoi-sān)
ぴんちはかってがちなえ
ping chi hakatte gachi naē
(インタネットが遅いさん)
(intanetto ga osoi-sān)
きょうもたいせんひとりで
kyō mo taisen hitori dē
(インタネットが遅いさん)
(intanetto ga osoi-sān)
インタネットが遅いよ
intanetto ga osoi yo
ちかはでんぱのぞみうすだし
chika wa denpa nozomi usu da shi
ちめいてきにwifiないし
chimei teki ni wifi nai shi
れんだれんだescキー
renda renda esc kī
どうかたすけてこのわたし
dōka tasukete kono watashi
よみこみぐーぐる
yomikomi gūguru
おかしをもぐもぐ
okashi o mogumogu
ためいきもりもり
tameiki morimori
かきんはちゃりちゃり
kakin wa charichari
すなどけいまじずっとも
sunadokei maji zuttomo
おまちしてますらいせも
omachi shitemasu raise mo
シークバーたぶんこれほんみん(online offline)
shīku bā tabun kore honmin (online offline)
シークバーさぼってるからくび(online off)
shīku bā sabotteru kara kubi (online off)
ひゃくくりっく
hyaku kurikku
(はいはいはいはい)
(hai hai hai hai)
ダウンロードはおわらない
daunrōdo wa owaranai
アップロードはしんちょくない
appurōdo wa shinchokunai
(Yeah yeah)めちゃらぐい
(Yeah yeah) mecha ragu i
(Yeah yeah yeah)help myすくい
(Yeah yeah yeah) help my sukui
かいせんそくどばふしたい
kaisen sokudo bafu shitai
ちーとでもいいからください
chīto demo ī kara kudasai
(Yeah yeah yeah)ほんとおもい
(Yeah yeah yeah) honto omoi
(Yeah yeah yeah)じけんもない
(Yeah yeah yeah) jinken mo nai
(インタネットが遅いさん)
(intanetto ga osoi-sān)
あたまのなかはだいやるあっぷ
atama no naka wa daiyaru appū
(インタネットが遅いさん)
(intanetto ga osoi-sān)
bpsはせっきじだい
bps wa sekki jidaī
(インタネットが遅いさん)
(intanetto ga osoi-sān)
おふらいんゲームはもうぎぶあっぷ
ofurain gēmu wa mō gibu appū
(インタネットが遅いさん)
(intanetto ga osoi-sān)
インタネットが遅いよ
intanetto ga osoi yo
インタネットが遅いよ
intanetto ga osoi yo
Super-Slow-Internet-san (feat. Nanahira)
(Internet is so slow-san)
Reading failure, super frustrating
(Internet is so slow-san)
Buffering so slow it's crunchy
(Internet is so slow-san)
Trying to clear the block noise
(Internet is so slow-san)
Internet is slow
Anime, videos, and movies
Snacking while waiting for anime episodes
But can't finish in 30 minutes
Internet rage
Why is it so slow?
Annoying moments
Freezing loading
My net is acting up somewhere
Saying it's congestion, but it's not
Distant 100% completion rate
Checking the screen while waiting impatiently (online offline)
Checking the screen, taking a nap (online off)
100% loading
(Yes, yes, yes, yes)
Download never ends
Upload not accurate
(Yeah, yeah) Super laggy
(Yeah, yeah yeah) Help my rescue
Want to increase connection speed
Even a little is fine, please
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) Really frustrated
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) No sense of humanity
(Internet is so slow-san)
Online matches are garbage
(Internet is so slow-san)
Ping is terrible, can't even play
(Internet is so slow-san)
Today, I'm battling alone
(Internet is so slow-san)
Internet is slow
Underground, weak signal
No wifi in sight
Endless ESC key
Please help me out
Searching on Google
Munching on snacks
Sighing heavily
Typing is clacking
Hourglass, still not moving
Waiting for the loading bar
Checking the screen, probably the real deal (online offline)
Checking the screen, because it's stuck (online off)
100% loading
(Yes, yes, yes, yes)
Download never ends
Upload not accurate
(Yeah, yeah) Super laggy
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) Help my rescue
Want to increase connection speed
Even a little is fine, please
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) Really frustrated
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) No sense of humanity
(Internet is so slow-san)
In my head, it's a dial-up
(Internet is so slow-san)
BPS is ancient times
(Internet is so slow-san)
Online games already give up
(Internet is so slow-san)
Internet is slow
Internet is slow