Kid War TRADUCCIÓN - Car Seat Headrest (Impressão)

Kid War

Abraham had Isaac

Isaac had Jacob

Jacob had Judah

And his brothers

Judah had Perez

And there was Tamar

Perez has Hezron

Hezron has Aram

Aram had Amminadab

Amminadab had Nahshon

Nahshon had Salmon

Salmon had Boaz

Boaz had Obed

Obed had Jesse

Jesse had David

And David became king

I hate you

David had Solomon (Jotham had Ahaz)

Solomon had Rehoboam (Ahaz had Hezekiah)

Rehoboam had Abijah (Hezekiah had Manasseh)

Abijah had Asa (Manasseh had Amon)

Asa had Jehoshaphat (Amon had Josiah)

Jehoshaphat had Joram (Josiah had Jehoiachin)

Joram had Uzziah (and then the people)

Uzziah had Jotham (were taken into the Babylonian exile)

I hate you

And when the exile ended

It took away kids like you

His mother was engaged, too

God had gave you away, but why?

A black-haired Laura Dern is lying on the dining room table

With lava boiling in her mouth

A gentleman standing above her pulls the object out of her mouth

She takes off her goatee and her Invisalign

But this guy, Joey, tells her about the war's children, but

Shut up!

Shut the fuck up!

Can you guys talk about anything other than you and your problems?

I drove all the way out here to pick you up

Like, like 50% of the time I

50% of the things that I think that, er

The things that I'm going to say

I think that you talk better, and so, I

I say something else or I just don't say anything

So, and then I never say anything to anyone, now

No one thinks I ever talk

And now they're all going to think I'm a fucking creep because of how weird my fucking voice sounds!

I hate you!

Guerra de Crianças

Abraão teve Isaque

Isaac teve Jacó

Jacó teve Judá

E os irmãos dele

Judá teve Perez

E lá estava Tamar

Perez tem Hezron

Hezrom tem Aram

Aram tinha Aminadabe

Aminadabe teve Naassom

Nahshon comeu salmão

Salmão comeu Boaz

Boaz teve Obede

Obede teve Jessé

Jessé teve Davi

E Davi se tornou rei

Eu te odeio

Davi teve Salomão (Jotão teve Acaz)

Salomão teve Roboão (Acaz teve Ezequias)

Roboão teve Abias (Ezequias teve Manassés)

Abias teve Asa (Manassés teve Amom)

Asa teve Josafá (Amon teve Josias)

Josafá teve Jorão (Josias teve Joaquim)

Jorão teve Uzias (e depois o povo)

Uzias teve Jotão (foi levado para o exílio na Babilônia)

Eu te odeio

E quando o exílio terminou

Levou embora crianças como você

A mãe dele também estava noiva

Deus te entregou, mas por quê?

Laura Dern, de cabelos pretos, está deitada na mesa de jantar

Com lava fervendo na boca

Um cavalheiro de pé acima dela tira o objeto de sua boca

Ela tira o cavanhaque e o Invisalign

Mas esse cara, Joey, conta a ela sobre as crianças da guerra, mas

Cala a boca!

Cale a boca, porra!

Vocês conseguem falar sobre qualquer outra coisa além de vocês e dos seus problemas?

Eu dirigi até aqui para te buscar

Tipo, tipo 50% das vezes eu

50% das coisas que eu penso que, er

As coisas que eu vou dizer

Eu acho que você fala melhor, então, eu

Eu digo outra coisa ou simplesmente não digo nada

Então, e então eu nunca falo nada para ninguém, agora

Ninguém acha que eu falo

E agora todos vão pensar que eu sou um idiota pelo quão estranha é a minha voz!

Eu te odeio!

Escrita por: Will Toledo