El Loco Más Loco
Yo soy el loco más loco de todos los locos
No te equivoques el diablo es mi compa y con el fumo foco
Con esta rola las nenas me mueven los cocos
Si no tienes yo te opero pero primero te cocho
Yo soy el loco más loco de todos los locos
No te equivoques el diablo es mi compa y con el fumo foco
Con esta rola las nenas me mueven los cocos
Si no tienes yo te opero pero primero te cocho
Yo las retacho si wacho que no han cumplido 18
Si tienen macho las cacho por el aroma del chocho
Me gusta que huelan bien, a Mademoiselle de Channel
Donde me paro se prenden y hasta me ofrecen coger
Nomas me dejo querer si la chamaca 'ta chula
Yo no les bajo la luna, no dejo viva a ninguna
Las que andan tras mi fortuna puede que algún día la obtengan
Pero por mientras las dejo que me entretengan la verga
Aquí ni vengan freseando porque las mando volando
Las que llegan mamonenado, mamoneando se retiran
Aquí pura vibra chida, me caga que sean crecidas
Primero andan de ofrecidas, y luego de arrepentidas
Yo soy el loco más loco de todos los locos
No te equivoques el diablo es mi compa y con el fumo foco
Con esta rola las nenas me mueven los cocos
Si no tienes yo te opero pero primero te cocho
Yo soy el loco más loco de todos los locos
No te equivoques el diablo es mi compa y con el fumo foco
Con esta rola las nenas me mueven los cocos
Si no tienes yo te opero pero primero te cocho
Me abrocho cada bizcocho puro culito sabroso
Pura morrita bonita, pura mayor de 18
Cuando le atoran a tocho las invito pa'l hotel
Después del show del cartel, pa' ponernos a coger
Así como es pa' que les miento
Yo no las llevo con cuentos
Si ya saben a que van se aprovecha más el tiempo
No ocupo el convencimiento si ya vienen convencidas
De aventarse unas cogidas, si están buenas, bienvenidas
Nunca falta la bebida, nunca falta marihuana
Nunca falta una atrevida que me pida ir a la cama
Que se traga mi macana, que se come mis mecotes
Que me grita si la cojo que le encanta mi garrote
Yo soy el loco más loco de todos los locos
No te equivoques el diablo es mi compa y con el fumo foco
Con esta rola las nenas me mueven los cocos
Si no tienes yo te opero pero primero te cocho
Yo soy el loco más loco de todos los locos
No te equivoques el diablo es mi compa y con el fumo foco
Con esta rola las nenas me mueven los cocos
Si no tienes yo te opero pero primero te cocho
The Craziest Crazy
I am the craziest crazy of all the crazies
Don't get it wrong, the devil is my buddy and with the smoke I focus
With this song, the girls make me move my head
If you don't have it, I'll operate on you but first I'll hit you
I am the craziest crazy of all the crazies
Don't get it wrong, the devil is my buddy and with the smoke I focus
With this song, the girls make me move my head
If you don't have it, I'll operate on you but first I'll hit you
I reject them if I see that they haven't turned 18
If they have a man, I catch them by the scent of the pussy
I like them to smell good, like Mademoiselle de Channel
Wherever I go, they light up and even offer to have sex
I just let myself be loved if the girl is cute
I don't lower the moon for them, I don't leave any alive
Those who are after my fortune may one day obtain it
But in the meantime, I let them entertain my dick
Don't come here acting tough because I'll send you flying
Those who arrive acting like big shots, leave acting like suckers
Here it's all good vibes, I hate it when they act all grown up
First they act all flirty, then regretful
I am the craziest crazy of all the crazies
Don't get it wrong, the devil is my buddy and with the smoke I focus
With this song, the girls make me move my head
If you don't have it, I'll operate on you but first I'll hit you
I am the craziest crazy of all the crazies
Don't get it wrong, the devil is my buddy and with the smoke I focus
With this song, the girls make me move my head
If you don't have it, I'll operate on you but first I'll hit you
I buckle up every sweetie, all tasty little butts
All pretty young girls, all over 18
When they're into the game, I invite them to the hotel
After the cartel show, to get down to business
Just like that, no lies
I don't lead them on with stories
If they already know what they're here for, time is better spent
I don't need to convince them if they come convinced
To have some fun, if they're good, welcome
There's never a lack of drinks, never a lack of marijuana
Never a lack of a daring one who asks me to go to bed
Who swallows my lies, who eats up my stories
Who screams if I take her that she loves my big stick
I am the craziest crazy of all the crazies
Don't get it wrong, the devil is my buddy and with the smoke I focus
With this song, the girls make me move my head
If you don't have it, I'll operate on you but first I'll hit you
I am the craziest crazy of all the crazies
Don't get it wrong, the devil is my buddy and with the smoke I focus
With this song, the girls make me move my head
If you don't have it, I'll operate on you but first I'll hit you