Amigos Bajitos
Yo tengo un amigo bajito, bajito, bajito, bajito
Él no duerme en cama, duerme en cuna
Y aun así le sobra mucho espacio
A coger las galletas no llega, siempre tiene cerca una escalera
Y la usa para cocinar, y para asomarse a la ventana
En bañera normal, nada largos
En piscina, lo llano le tapa
En lo ondo, bucea con Nitrox
Cabe entero en medio casillero
Siempre tiene que enseñar papeles
Porque nadie le cree que sea adulto
Porque se compra toda la ropa en el departamento de niños
Va a conciertos a ver las cabezas
Y va al cine a ver las cabezas
En el coche, no da a los pedales
En la bici, no da a los pedales
Pa' pedir un gin tonic, difícil
Pa' pagar una multa, difícil
Y la gente lo mira hacia abajo
Y le gritan: ¿Dónde vas enano?
Y le quieren usar de mesita
Y las chicas lo quieren cargar
Pero, pero, pero, pero
Nadie le gana montando a caballo porque es yóquey profesional
Y se gana un pastón cada año
Siempre dona el 30%
Además, tiene pico de oro
Que le saca de muchos problemas
Mucha labia tiene con las chicas
Y varias se enamoran de él
¿Se te cae algo?, Te lo recoge
Dice que está más cerca del suelo
Juega limbo y siempre te gana
Nunca tiene problemas de espalda
Y va cómodo en los aviones
Va muy cómodo en los autobuses
Y te ayuda siempre en lo que puede
Porque tiene un gran corazón
Yo tengo un amigo bajito, bajito, bajito, bajito
Short Friends
I have a short friend, very short, very short, very short
He doesn't sleep in a bed, he sleeps in a crib
And still has plenty of space
He can't reach the cookies, always has a ladder nearby
And uses it to cook, and to look out the window
In a regular bathtub, not long
In a pool, the shallow end covers him
In the deep end, he dives with Nitrox
Fits entirely in a locker
Always has to show ID
Because no one believes he's an adult
Because he buys all his clothes in the children's department
Goes to concerts to see the heads
And goes to the movies to see the heads
In the car, he can't reach the pedals
On a bike, he can't reach the pedals
To order a gin and tonic, difficult
To pay a fine, difficult
And people look down on him
And shout: Where are you going, midget?
And they want to use him as a table
And the girls want to carry him
But, but, but, but
No one beats him at horseback riding because he's a professional jockey
And earns a fortune every year
Always donates 30%
Also, he has a golden tongue
That gets him out of many problems
He's very charming with the girls
And several fall in love with him
If you drop something, he picks it up for you
Says he's closer to the ground
Plays limbo and always wins
Never has back problems
And is comfortable on planes
Very comfortable on buses
And always helps you in any way he can
Because he has a big heart
I have a short friend, very short, very short, very short