Freak
Met a midget, he was shorter than Elroy Jetson
If you could see him, it would really blow your mind
Smelled a little like the kennel that you keep your pets in
Because he didn’t bathe for eight weeks at a time
But he was my friend
I liked him, I really liked him
Something about him was cool
He was okay
I think that you would like him
He’s an awful lot like you
I met a drag queen in a harlot hobo hellhole
She looked like a little bit like Gilda in a dress
He wore a teddy with a nicе big plunging neckline
So evеryone could see her big fat hairy chest
(Oh, yeah, but) she was my friend
I liked him, I really liked her
Something about her was cool
She was okay
I think that you would like her
She’s an awful lot like you
It doesn’t matter who you are
Or what you think of me
Bigotry is just a form of insecurity
I met a lady with a beard like Rip Van Winkle
I don’t remember, but I think her name was Bruce
You couldn’t see his face, she had so many pimples
I couldn’t tell if she was black, white or chartreuse
(Oh, yeah, but) she was my friend
I liked her, I really liked her
Something about her was cool
She was okay
I think that you would like her
She’s an awful lot like you
She was my friend
I liked her, I really liked her
Something about her was cool
She was okay
I think that you would like her
She’s an awful lot like you
She’s an awful lot like you
She’s an awful lot like you
She’s an awful lot like you
Raro
Conocí a un enano, era más bajo que Elroy Jetson
Si pudieras verlo, realmente te sorprendería
Olió un poco como el canil donde guardas a tus mascotas
Porque no se bañaba durante ocho semanas seguidas
Pero él era mi amigo
Me caía bien, realmente me caía bien
Algo en él era genial
Estaba bien
Creo que te gustaría
Es bastante parecido a ti
Conocí a una drag queen en un antro de prostitutas
Se parecía un poco a Gilda con un vestido
Llevaba un corsé con un gran escote pronunciado
Para que todos pudieran ver su gran y peludo pecho
(Oh, sí, pero) ella era mi amiga
Me caía bien, realmente me caía bien
Algo en ella era genial
Estaba bien
Creo que te gustaría
Es bastante parecida a ti
No importa quién seas
O qué pienses de mí
La intolerancia es solo una forma de inseguridad
Conocí a una señora con una barba como Rip Van Winkle
No recuerdo, pero creo que su nombre era Bruce
No podías ver su rostro, tenía tantos granos
No podía decir si era negra, blanca o verde limón
(Oh, sí, pero) ella era mi amiga
Me caía bien, realmente me caía bien
Algo en ella era genial
Estaba bien
Creo que te gustaría
Es bastante parecida a ti
Era mi amiga
Me caía bien, realmente me caía bien
Algo en ella era genial
Estaba bien
Creo que te gustaría
Es bastante parecida a ti
Es bastante parecida a ti
Es bastante parecida a ti
Es bastante parecida a ti