A Punk Named Josh
When I was young there was a kid named Josh
He was a real punk rocker
He had two tattoos and wore a leather jacket
And he looked just like Mad Max
We tried to be cool but it really didn't work
By writing black Flag 4 on ourlockers
Then one day he just disappeared
Finally we could just relax
He was a punk named Josh
And he really was an asshole
And we had lots of fun
But it really was a hassle
He was a punk named Josh
And he got bad grades
And he had lots of pimples
But he always got laid
When Josh came back
From his punk rock adventures
Doing drugs and running from the law
He had two new tattoos of an anarchy symbol
And a pretty girl named Roxanne
His dad was really pissed and sent Josh to rehab
That's where punk kids go
And he ran away again
And the last I heard someone saw him at a PUNK ROCK SHOW!
He was a punk named Josh
And he really was an asshole
And we had lots of fun
But it really was a hassle
He was a punk named Josh
And he got bad grades
And he had lots of pimples
But he always got laid
He was a punk named Josh
He was a punk named Josh
He was tough in the mosh
He was a punk named josh
He was a dirty punk-like child high on sauce
He was a punk named Josh
And he really was an asshole
And we had lots of fun
But it really was a hassle
He was a punk named Josh
And he got bad grades
And he had lots of pimples
But he always got laid
He was a punk named Josh
And he wore ripped jeans
But his dad didn't like it
You know his dad was kinda mean
He was a punk named Josh
And he really didn't care
When he had a problem he'd go "Aww, dude"
And he had funny hair
He was a punk named Josh
Un Punk Llamado Josh
Cuando era joven, había un chico llamado Josh
Era un verdadero punk rocker
Tenía dos tatuajes y usaba una chaqueta de cuero
Y se parecía mucho a Mad Max
Intentamos ser geniales pero realmente no funcionó
Escribiendo Black Flag 4 en nuestros casilleros
Entonces un día simplemente desapareció
Finalmente pudimos relajarnos
Él era un punk llamado Josh
Y realmente era un idiota
Y nos divertimos mucho
Pero realmente fue un problema
Él era un punk llamado Josh
Y sacaba malas notas
Y tenía muchos granos
Pero siempre se acostaba con chicas
Cuando Josh regresó
De sus aventuras punk rock
Haciendo drogas y huyendo de la ley
Tenía dos nuevos tatuajes de un símbolo de anarquía
Y una chica bonita llamada Roxanne
Su papá estaba realmente enojado y envió a Josh a rehabilitación
Eso es donde van los chicos punk
Y él se escapó de nuevo
Y lo último que supe es que alguien lo vio en un SHOW DE PUNK ROCK!
Él era un punk llamado Josh
Y realmente era un idiota
Y nos divertimos mucho
Pero realmente fue un problema
Él era un punk llamado Josh
Y sacaba malas notas
Y tenía muchos granos
Pero siempre se acostaba con chicas
Él era un punk llamado Josh
Él era un punk llamado Josh
Era duro en el mosh
Él era un punk llamado Josh
Era un chico punk sucio y desaliñado, drogado de salsa
Él era un punk llamado Josh
Y realmente era un idiota
Y nos divertimos mucho
Pero realmente fue un problema
Él era un punk llamado Josh
Y sacaba malas notas
Y tenía muchos granos
Pero siempre se acostaba con chicas
Él era un punk llamado Josh
Y usaba jeans rotos
Pero a su papá no le gustaba
Sabes, su papá era un poco malo
Él era un punk llamado Josh
Y realmente no le importaba
Cuando tenía un problema decía 'Aww, amigo'
Y tenía un peinado gracioso
Él era un punk llamado Josh