Dance, Idiot, Dance
Here comes nicholas, fiddle in hand
(dance, idiot, dance)
Into a world that he can't understand
(dance, idiot, dance)
You can't keep pace with the master race
His feet they're going all over the place
He can't see his moves cos there's egg on his face
(dance, idiot, dance)
His body's as stiff as a cold lasagne
(dance, idiot, dance)
'cos all he knows is 'rule brittannia'
(dance, idiot, dance)
His rhythm's so bad that we're supposin'
Maybe it's cos his legs are frozen?
Shouldn't be wearing lederhosen!
(dance, idiot, dance)
Messianical look in his eye
(dance, idiot, dance)
Arms akimbo, slapping his thigh
(dance, idiot, dance)
He wrinkles his snout at a likely wench
(we've censored her answer and pardoned her french)
It's hard for your average ubermensch
(dance, idiot, dance)
Poor old nicholas got up today
(dance, idiot, dance)
To cecil sharpe house he made his way
(dance, idiot, dance)
Wore his uniform just to impress
And said, "this must be the place, i guess
For joining the efd-ss?"
(dance, idiot, dance)
Baila, idiota, baila
Aquí viene Nicholas, violín en la mano
(bailar, idiota, bailar)
En un mundo que no puede entender
(bailar, idiota, bailar)
No puedes seguir el ritmo de la carrera magistral
Sus pies están yendo por todo el lugar
No puede ver sus movimientos porque tiene huevo en la cara
(bailar, idiota, bailar)
Su cuerpo está tan rígido como una lasaña fría
(bailar, idiota, bailar)
'porque todo lo que sabe es 'regla Brittannia'
(bailar, idiota, bailar)
Su ritmo es tan malo que estamos suponiendo
¿Tal vez es porque sus piernas están congeladas?
¡No debería llevar lederhosen!
(bailar, idiota, bailar)
Mirada mesiánica en sus ojos
(bailar, idiota, bailar)
Brazos akimbo, abofeteando su muslo
(bailar, idiota, bailar)
Arruga su hocico a una mujer probable
(hemos censurado su respuesta y perdonado su francés)
Es difícil para su ubermensch promedio
(bailar, idiota, bailar)
El pobre Nicholas se levantó hoy
(bailar, idiota, bailar)
A Cecil Sharpe House se hizo camino
(bailar, idiota, bailar)
Llevaba su uniforme sólo para impresionar
Y dijo: «Este debe ser el lugar, supongo
¿Por unirse a la EFD-SS?
(bailar, idiota, bailar)