Eat Your Salad
Instead of meat I eat veggies and pussy
I like them both fresh, like them both juicy
I ride my bicycle to work instead of a car
All of my groceries are divided by weight and stored in glass jars (yeah)
Got my reusable bag
That swag, my flex, my flex
Zero waste, that is my jam
Save fuel and sell your trucks
The karma comes for free and so does luck
All aboard the green Titanic
Let's sail the world and then cruise the atlantic
No ice in the way, no need to panic
All the signs are there, let's go organic
Oh, when you eat your veggies
Baby, think of me
Little kitty, don't you know that
Being green is cool?
Know that being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as fuck
Being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you
Ring, ring, God damn, it's an exam (let's go)
Get your trash can, no back-up plan
And sort through it, bend over, then jiggle that peach (ayy)
You recyclin' while I'm loving those cheeks (that's sweet)
I'm a beast instead of a killer, forget the hot dogs (what)
'Cause my sausage is bigger
Three, two, one, all the girls go eco
If you want your man's dong longer than a gecko's
Oh, when you eat your veggies
Baby, think of me
Little kitty, don't you know that
Being green is cool?
Know that being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as fuck
Being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you
Know that being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as fuck
Being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as
Na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Know that being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as fuck
Being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you
Come tu ensalada
En lugar de carne como verduras y vagina
Me gustan frescas, me gustan jugosas
Voy en bicicleta al trabajo en lugar de un auto
Todas mis compras están divididas por peso y guardadas en frascos de vidrio (sí)
Tengo mi bolsa reutilizable
Esa onda, mi estilo, mi estilo
Cero desperdicio, eso es lo mío
Ahorra combustible y vende tus camiones
La buena suerte viene gratis y también la suerte
Todos a bordo del Titanic verde
Naveguemos por el mundo y luego crucemos el Atlántico
No hay hielo en el camino, no hay necesidad de entrar en pánico
Todos los signos están ahí, vamos orgánicos
Oh, cuando comes tus verduras
Bebé, piensa en mí
Pequeño gatito, ¿no sabes que
Ser verde es genial?
Saber que ser verde es sexy (es sexy)
Ser verde es genial (es genial)
Come tu ensalada, salva el planeta
Ser verde es sexy como la mierda
Ser verde es sexy (es sexy)
Ser verde es genial (es genial)
Come tu ensalada, salva el planeta
Ser verde es sexy como tú
Ring, ring, maldita sea, es un examen (vamos)
Agarra tu basurero, no hay plan de respaldo
Y clasifícalo, inclínate, luego sacude ese trasero (ayy)
Estás reciclando mientras amo esas mejillas (qué dulce)
Soy una bestia en lugar de un asesino, olvida los hot dogs (qué)
Porque mi salchicha es más grande
Tres, dos, uno, todas las chicas se vuelven ecológicas
Si quieres que el miembro de tu hombre sea más largo que el de un geco
Oh, cuando comes tus verduras
Bebé, piensa en mí
Pequeño gatito, ¿no sabes que
Ser verde es genial?
Saber que ser verde es sexy (es sexy)
Ser verde es genial (es genial)
Come tu ensalada, salva el planeta
Ser verde es sexy como la mierda
Ser verde es sexy (es sexy)
Ser verde es genial (es genial)
Come tu ensalada, salva el planeta
Ser verde es sexy como tú
Saber que ser verde es sexy (es sexy)
Ser verde es genial (es genial)
Come tu ensalada, salva el planeta
Ser verde es sexy como la mierda
Ser verde es sexy (es sexy)
Ser verde es genial (es genial)
Come tu ensalada, salva el planeta
Ser verde es sexy como tú
Na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Saber que ser verde es sexy (es sexy)
Ser verde es genial (es genial)
Come tu ensalada, salva el planeta
Ser verde es sexy como la mierda
Ser verde es sexy (es sexy)
Ser verde es genial (es genial)
Come tu ensalada, salva el planeta
Ser verde es sexy como tú