Short Short Man
Ah-ah
Ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah
Ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Don't want no short, short man
Don't want no short, short man
Don't want no short, short man
Don't want no short, short man
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want no short, short man
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want no short man
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled, little, short, short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled, little, short, short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled, little, short, short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled, little, short, short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away?
That has got to be the smallest— I have ever seen in my whole life!
Get the— outta here!
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled, little, short, short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled, little, short, short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled, little, short, short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled, little, short, short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled, little, short, short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Isn't that cute? An extra belly button!
You need to put your pants back on, honey
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
Don't want no short, short man
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
Don't want no short man
Eeny-wee, eeny-wee, eeny-wee
Eeny-wee, eeny-wee, eeny-wee
Eeny-wee, eeny-wee, eeny-wee
Eeny-wee, eeny-wee, eeny-wee
Eeny-wee, eeny-wee, eeny-wee
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled, little, short, short man
Pobre, pobrecito
¿Qué diablo es eso?
Pobre, pobreci—, pobre pobrecito
¿Qué, qué, qué, qué, qué diablo es eso?
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Hombrecito Pequeño
Ah-ah
Ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah
Ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah
No quiero ningún hombrecito pequeño, pequeño
No quiero ningún hombrecito pequeño, pequeño
No quiero ningún hombrecito pequeño, pequeño
No quiero ningún hombrecito pequeño, pequeño
No, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No quiero, no quiero, no quiero, no quiero
No quiero ningún hombrecito pequeño, pequeño
No, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No quiero, no quiero, no quiero, no quiero
No quiero ningún hombrecito pequeño
Chiquito, diminuto
Arrugado, pequeño, hombrecito pequeño, pequeño
No quiero, no quiero, no quiero
No quiero, no quiero, no quiero, no quiero
Chiquito, diminuto
Arrugado, pequeño, hombrecito pequeño, pequeño
No quiero, no quiero, no quiero
No quiero, no quiero, no quiero, no quiero
Chiquito, diminuto
Arrugado, pequeño, hombrecito pequeño, pequeño
No quiero, no quiero, no quiero
No quiero, no quiero, no quiero, no quiero
Chiquito, diminuto
Arrugado, pequeño, hombrecito pequeño, pequeño
No quiero, no quiero, no quiero
No quiero, no quiero, no quiero, no quiero
¿Qué diablos es esa cosa?
¿Necesitas unas pinzas para guardar esa cosita?
¡Debe ser la más pequeña— que vi en toda mi vida!
¡Lárgate de aquí!
Chiquito, diminuto
Arrugado, pequeño, hombrecito pequeño, pequeño
No quiero, no quiero, no quiero
No quiero, no quiero, no quiero, no quiero
Chiquito, diminuto
Arrugado, pequeño, hombrecito pequeño, pequeño
No quiero, no quiero, no quiero
No quiero, no quiero, no quiero, no quiero
Chiquito, diminuto
Arrugado, pequeño, hombrecito pequeño, pequeño
No quiero, no quiero, no quiero
No quiero, no quiero, no quiero, no quiero
Chiquito, diminuto
Arrugado, pequeño, hombrecito pequeño, pequeño
No quiero, no quiero, no quiero
No quiero, no quiero, no quiero, no quiero
Chiquito, diminuto
Arrugado, pequeño, hombrecito pequeño, pequeño
No quiero, no quiero, no quiero
No quiero, no quiero, no quiero, no quiero
Ajá, ajá, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Ajá, ajá, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
¿No es adorable? ¡Un ombligo extra!
Necesitas subirte los pantalones, cariño
No, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No quiero, no quiero
No quiero, no quiero
No quiero ningún hombrecito pequeño, pequeño
No, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No quiero, no quiero
No quiero, no quiero
No quiero ningún hombrecito pequeño
Chiqui—, chiqui—, chiqui—
Chiqui—, chiqui—, chiqui—
Chiqui—, chiqui—, chiqui—
Chiqui—, chiqui—, chiqui—
Chiqui—, chiqui—, chiqui—
Chiquito, diminuto
Arrugado, pequeño, hombrecito pequeño, pequeño
Pobre, pobrecito
¿Qué diablos es eso?
Pobre, pobre—, pobre pobrecito
¿Qué, qué, qué, qué, qué diablos es eso?
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no