Odio La Prepa
(Ah, falta un buen para la vacación)
(No sé si llegue a la graduación)
Lunes en la mañana
Me quiero tirar de la ventana
Aunque mi maestro es un bizcocho
Odio despertarme pa' entrar a las ocho
Espero que en el bachillerato
Se acabe mi celibato
Mi uniforme es muy aburrido
No me deja mostrar mi surtido
Odio la prepa (prepa)
Odio la prepa (prepa)
Odio la prepa (prepa)
Odio la prepa
Odio la prepa, no quiero estudiar
Odio la prepa, voy a vomitar
Odio la prepa, no quiero estudiar
Odio la prepa, voy a vomitar
Día y noche rezo un rosario
Para no irme a extraordinario
Cuando me dijeron del examen sorpresa
Me ahogué con mi torta de milanesa
Ojalá que pronto me case
Pa' no tener que hacer la prueba enlace
Lo único que alivia mi dolor
Es que suene el simulacro del temblor
En historia me echo una pestañita
Y sueño que soy Afrodita
No me importa la función testicular
Solo quiero ser la más popular
Déjame te copio, déjame te copio
No sé dónde están las trompas de Falopio
Váyanse a la goma, váyanse a la goma
No me va a poner la vacuna del papiloma
Odio la prepa (prepa)
Odio, odio la prepa
Odio la prepa, no quiero estudiar
Odio la prepa, voy a vomitar
Odio la prepa, no quiero estudiar
Odio la prepa, voy a vomitar
Llevo 33 reportes
Por no llegar a la clase de deportes
Le apesta la boca al prof. de biología
Cada que me explica su teoría
Le quiero chupar los pies
A mi teacher de inglés
Me llevaron a detención
Por ver porno en computación
Me metieron a la estudiantina
Por no pasar la prueba de orina
No sé a quién engaño
Sé que voy a reprobar el año
Con mis panquecitos al horno
Al profe de geografía soborno
Solo podré usar toga y birrete
Si le suelto al director un billete
Odio la prepa, no quiero estudiar
Odio, odio la prepa, voy a vomitar
Odio la prepa (gané el Spelling Bee)
Odio la prepa (por ser fan de Glee)
Odio la prepa, no quiero estudiar
Odio la prepa, voy a vomitar
I Hate High School
(Ah, there's a good one left for the vacation)
(I don't know if I'll make it to graduation)
Monday morning
I want to jump out of the window
Although my teacher is a biscuit
I hate waking up to go in at eight
I hope in high school
My celibacy is over
My uniform is very boring
It won't let me show my assortment
I hate high school (high school)
I hate high school (high school)
I hate high school (high school)
I hate high school
I hate high school, I don't want to study
I hate high school, I'm going to throw up
I hate high school, I don't want to study
I hate high school, I'm going to throw up
Day and night I pray a rosary
So as not to go to extraordinary
When they told me about the surprise test
I choked on my Milanese cake
I hope I get married soon
To avoid having to take the test link
The only thing that relieves my pain
It's time for the earthquake drill to sound
In history I take a nap
And I dream that I am Aphrodite
I don't care about testicular function
I just want to be the most popular
Let me copy you, let me copy you
I don't know where the fallopian tubes are
Go to the rubber, go to the rubber
I'm not going to get the HPV vaccine
I hate high school (high school)
I hate, I hate high school
I hate high school, I don't want to study
I hate high school, I'm going to throw up
I hate high school, I don't want to study
I hate high school, I'm going to throw up
I have 33 reports
For not making it to sports class
The biology teacher's mouth stinks
Every time he explains his theory to me
I want to suck your feet
To my English teacher
They took me to detention
For watching porn on computers
They put me in the student group
For failing the urine test
I don't know who I'm kidding
I know I'm going to fail the year
With my baked muffins
Bribe to the geography teacher
I will only be able to wear a cap and gown
If I give the director a bill
I hate high school, I don't want to study
I hate, I hate high school, I'm going to throw up
I hate high school (I won the Spelling Bee)
I hate high school (for being a Glee fan)
I hate high school, I don't want to study
I hate high school, I'm going to throw up