Rambling through a haze of drink and trying to keep it steady now
Gambling with the fate of all the world is weighing heavy now
And we're handling it all by downing all the drink in any town
There's something more to this, we're adding one more to the list
'Cause one more cultist to stop is losing its shine to me
A place to pick up a trade, I'm thinking it's time to see
And anything'll suffice, 'cause boys, I think I'm having a crisis
There's always something over the hill
One more beholder left to kill
So boys, let's learn a skill
Mages guild? Let's fucking send it
So we're slacking on the campaign
But we're maxing out the guilds
And you can say we're wasting time
But by the lord, we're over-skilled
And we're putting off the quest line
For an overpowered build
And the world may end tomorrow
But our resumé is filled
The mages guild, it had its thrills, now time to hit the road with me
Promoted to the archmage, but the quarters can't be holding me
There's more to life than wandering 'round in robes and learning conjury
You are responsible for training the new mages
Yeah, I'm not doing that
Urgh!
It's one round 'fore we leave this hall to find our new profession, lads
A new skill with a roguish thrill that takes a pair of proficient hands
We're crossing through the junction of elective dysfunction
There's a new terror rising in the-
Yeah, fuck that, gross
Urgh!
There's always something calling our name
One more dragon left to tame
Isn't there like a final boss we're supposed to be uh
Thieves guild? Or that, yeah
So we're slacking on the campaign
But we're maxing out the guilds
And you can say we're wasting time
But by the lord, we're over-skilled
We're putting off the quest line
For an overpowered build
And the world may end tomorrow
But our resumé is filled
We learned to trade and alleyways and whispers of the underworld
The bar down here is rancid, couldn't sweep the feet from any girl
Promoted to the master of the thieves in hardly no time
There's something coming up, a master plan that's worth a goldmine
A grand heist to steal
An ancient scepter from the kingdom
Do you wanna learn to play the lute?
I have always wanted to learn the lute
Bard college! No!
So we're slacking on the campaign
But we're maxing out the guilds
And you can say we're wasting time
But by the lord, we're over-skilled
We're putting off the quest line
For an overpowered build
And the world may end tomorrow
But our resumé is filled
Escrita por: Colm R. Mcguinness