I fell into a riff the other day
One that’s hard to play with raspberry fingers
Swing for the fences as they say
Who says Lennon would have been a DJ today
Put a needle on his face
The rules of comedy have changed
We’ve reached the point of no return
Sophisticated European pop stars
Stop burning matches for pleasure
Collecting album titles with a speed as fast as light
Put the needle aside
The end of comedy is near