El Calzoncillo a Rayas
Ay mamá, no sé que pasa
Las mujeres se desmayan
Con mi calzoncillo amarillo a rayas
Ay mami las minas se vuelven locas
Cuando me pongo el zolcillonca a rayas
No es mi dinero lo que las provoca
Ni esa canción de Rosamel Araya
Parece que el bocho se les disloca
Y se van con Paterson y yo a la playa
Me violan todas juntas en las rocas
Y me dejan envuelto en una toalla
El bulto para aquí, el bulto para allá
Se mueve el calzoncillo, no lo puedo ocultar
Ay mamá, no sé que pasa
Las mujeres se desmayan
Con mi calzoncillo amarillo a rayas
Para escapar me disfracé de foca
Y me escondí detrás de una muralla
Me descubrieron en Rivera y Soca
Y me acusaron de ser un canalla
Mi novia que de celos está loca
Para impedir que con otras me vaya
Vendió mis calzoncillos por una bicoca
Pero no me vendió el glorioso a rayas
Porque yo nunca me quito el calzoncillo a rayas
No me lo quito ni loquito
Nunca me quito el calzoncillo a rayas
¿Cabrá la cabra?
Nunca me quito el calzoncillo a rayas
Elsa lame el salame
Nunca me quito el calzoncillo a rayas
El caballo, ¿entró ya en troya?
Nunca me quito el calzoncillo a rayas
Apesto a pesto
Nunca me quito el calzoncillo a rayas
The Striped Underwear
Oh mom, I don't know what's going on
The women faint
With my yellow striped underwear
Oh mommy, the girls go crazy
When I put on the striped zolcillonca
It's not my money that causes them
Not even that song by Rosamel Araya
It seems that their head is dislocated
And they go with Paterson and me to the beach
They rape me all together on the rocks
And they leave me wrapped in a towel
The package here, the package there
The underwear moves, I can't hide it
Oh mom, I don't know what's going on
The women faint
With my yellow striped underwear
To escape I dressed up as a seal
And I hid behind a wall
I was discovered in Rivera and Soca
And they accused me of being a scoundrel
My girlfriend who is crazy with jealousy
To prevent me from going with others
He sold my underwear for a pittance
But the glorious striped one didn't sell me
Because I never take off my striped underwear
I wouldn't take it off even if I was crazy
I never take off my striped underwear
Will the goat fit?
I never take off my striped underwear
Elsa licks the salami
I never take off my striped underwear
The horse, has it already entered Troy?
I never take off my striped underwear
I stink of pesto
I never take off my striped underwear