El Gordo Del Dolor de Muelas
Usted me dice que no es tan bueno,
tener la cara inflada
pero usted mismo tiene la cara
como una gran papada.
Y es que acá al lado de la boca,
que usted se mira y usted se toca,
justo acá al lado de la boca,
tiene una porquería, una pelota.
Señor gordo, vaya a ver al dentista
señor gordo, vamos no se resista
y va a ver:
que no le duele nada,
déjese de pavadas,
si él le pone pomada
vaya a verlo,
vaya a ver al dentista,
vaya a verlo
no sea tan onanista
no sea gil!
Si usted tuviera don gordo,
el mínimo coraje,
ir al dentista sería,
hacer un corto viaje,
pero de solo pensarlo,
usted transpira y le salen mocos,
y mientras tanto esa muela,
sigue apretando, lo vuelve loco.
Señor gordo, vaya a ver al dentista
señor gordo, vamos no se resista
y va a ver:
que no le duele nada,
déjese de pavadas,
si él le pone pomada
vaya a verlo,
vaya a ver al dentista,
vaya a verlo
no sea tan onanista
no sea gil!
The Fat Man with a Toothache
You tell me it's not so good,
to have a swollen face
but you yourself have a face
like a big double chin.
And right here next to your mouth,
where you look at yourself and touch yourself,
right here next to your mouth,
you have a mess, a lump.
Mr. fat man, go see the dentist
Mr. fat man, come on, don't resist
and you'll see:
that it doesn't hurt at all,
stop fooling around,
if he puts ointment on you
go see him,
go see the dentist,
go see him,
don't be so stubborn,
don't be silly!
If you had the slightest courage,
Mr. fat man,
going to the dentist would be
a short trip,
but just thinking about it,
you sweat and your nose runs,
and in the meantime that tooth,
keeps pressing, driving you crazy.
Mr. fat man, go see the dentist
Mr. fat man, come on, don't resist
and you'll see:
that it doesn't hurt at all,
stop fooling around,
if he puts ointment on you
go see him,
go see the dentist,
go see him,
don't be so stubborn,
don't be silly!