El Tío Calambres
Iba El Cuarteto en la carretera
Para Tranqueras a una actuación
Cuando frenamo' en una lombada
Y se hizo pomá' la locomoción
Y entre los gritos desesperados
Se precisaba una transfusión
Si no nos daban sangre enseguida
Íbamo' a cantar desde el cajón
Maldito sea el Tío Calambre'
Que dio su sangre pa' la salú'
Maldito sea el Tío Calambre'
Que dio su sangre en la transfusión
Porque no pue, pue, pue, pue, pue, pue, pue
Y yo ya no pue, pue, pue ni cantar
El tío Calambre' tenía en su sangre
Más alcohol que el espinillar.
Maldito sea el Tío Calambre'
Que dio su sangre pa' la salú'
Maldito sea el Tío Calambre'
Que dio su sangre en la transfusión
Y a mi me contagió gonorrea
Que yo ya no puedo ni orinar
Tengo tanto pichí en la vejiga
En cualquier momento va a reventar
Maldito sea el Tío Calambre'
Que dio su sangre pa' la salú'
Maldito sea el Tío Calambre'
Que dio su sangre en la transfusión
Dale, ¡pasmao'!
Y yo ahora tengo arterioesclerosis
Y yo ya no me puedo ni acordar
De lo que seguía en la letra
(Dale bo')
Maldito sea el Tío Calambre'
Que dio su sangre pa' la salú'
Maldito sea el Tío Calambre'
Que dio su sangre en la transfusión
Y yo quedé recontra drogao'
Y hasta ahora no me puedo explicar
Si el tío Calambre' era policía
Y de los narcos el principal
Maldito sea el Tío Calambre'
Que dio su sangre pa' la salú'
Maldito sea el Tío Calambre'
Que dio su sangre en la transfusión
Maldito sea el Tío Calambre'
Que dio su sangre pa' la salú'
Maldito sea el Tío Calambre'
Que dio su sangre en la transfusión
Uncle Cramps
The Quartet was going on the road
To Tranqueras for a performance
When we stopped at a speed bump
And the locomotion got messed up
And amid the desperate screams
A transfusion was needed
If they didn't give us blood right away
We were going to sing from the coffin
Damn Uncle Cramps
Who gave his blood for health
Damn Uncle Cramps
Who gave his blood in the transfusion
Because I can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't
And I can't, can't, can't even sing
Uncle Cramps had in his blood
More alcohol than the espinillar.
Damn Uncle Cramps
Who gave his blood for health
Damn Uncle Cramps
Who gave his blood in the transfusion
And he infected me with gonorrhea
That I can't even pee
I have so much pee in my bladder
It's going to burst at any moment
Damn Uncle Cramps
Who gave his blood for health
Damn Uncle Cramps
Who gave his blood in the transfusion
Come on, stunned!
And now I have arteriosclerosis
And I can't even remember
What came next in the lyrics
(Go ahead)
Damn Uncle Cramps
Who gave his blood for health
Damn Uncle Cramps
Who gave his blood in the transfusion
And I ended up super drugged
And I still can't explain
If Uncle Cramps was a cop
And the main one of the drug traffickers
Damn Uncle Cramps
Who gave his blood for health
Damn Uncle Cramps
Who gave his blood in the transfusion
Damn Uncle Cramps
Who gave his blood for health
Damn Uncle Cramps
Who gave his blood in the transfusion