Problemitas
Sanitario sanitario sanitario
Prestame tu sopapa
Que están todos mis caños
Tapaditos de caca
Y dicen que es una papa
Destaparlos con sopapa
Cajero cajero cajero cajerò
Prestame un poco'e guita
Porque se recalienta
Con eso una minita
Que dice que se excita
Se excita de ver guita
Chapista chapista chapista chapistà
Prestame tu solplete
Que cagaron mi auto
Con miles de soretes
Y queda de rechupete
Pintarlo con soplete
Enfermero enfermero enfermero enfermerò
Prestame un poco'e gasa
Que tengo una minita
Que llevé pa las casa
Y entonces lo que pasa
Que ella quiere ver gasa.
Pizzero pizzero pizzero pizzeró
Prestame ahora tu pala
Que tengo un problemita
Porque no se me para
Y si no anda la bala
Lo arreglo meta pala
Little Problems
Plumber plumber plumber
Lend me your plunger
'Cause all my pipes
Are clogged with crap
And they say it's a breeze
To unclog them with a plunger
Cashier cashier cashier cashier
Lend me a little cash
'Cause with that I can get
A chick
Who gets turned on
Turned on by cash
Auto body guy auto body guy auto body guy auto body guy
Lend me your blowtorch
'Cause they messed up my car
With tons of crap
And it'll look real nice
Painting it with a blowtorch
Nurse nurse nurse nurse
Lend me some gauze
'Cause I got a chick
I took home
And then what happens
Is she wants to see gauze
Pizza guy pizza guy pizza guy pizza guy
Lend me your shovel now
'Cause I got a little problem
'Cause it won't get up
And if the bullet doesn't work
I'll fix it with a shovel