Mental Monkey
I knew you were a psycho right from the start
You measure your friends by the way that they fart
When my friends come around i feel so degraded
You act like a dweeb they say, "is he related?"
(male vocal)
Hey pizza face you look like a blister
I don't tell anyone you're my sister
Look at those teeth you look like a beaver
And those ears of yours look like radar receivers
Chorus: (female vocal)
Get off my case you big butt face
You're too weird for the human race
You're a mental monkey that belongs in a zoo
And all of your friends are as geeky as you
(female vocal)
You eat like a pig and you look like one too
It smells like something died in your shoes
You got potatoes growing out of your ears
Are you planning on taking a bath this year?
(male vocal)
You got a body just like donald duck
Your face could stop a garbage truck
You camp in the bathroom to fix your hair
Its not halloween who you trying to scare?
(repeat chorus)
(male vocal)
Go look in the mirror you look like a dork
Has someone been stabbing your face with a fork?
You don't need nose plugs when you go for a swim
You could plug up those nostrils with two bowling pins
(female vocal)
You think you're hot and you think you're great
How come you can't get a human to date?
You and your boyfriend were made for each other
He looks like freddy and you look like his mother
(repeat chorus)
Mono Mental
Sabía que eras un psicópata desde el principio
Mides a tus amigos por la forma en que se tiran pedos
Cuando mis amigos vienen, me siento tan degradado
Actúas como un idiota, dicen '¿está relacionado con él?'
(vocal masculino)
Oye cara de pizza, pareces una ampolla
No le digo a nadie que eres mi hermana
Mira esos dientes, pareces un castor
Y esas orejas tuyas parecen antenas de radar
Coro: (vocal femenino)
Déjame en paz, cara de trasero grande
Eres demasiado raro para la raza humana
Eres un mono mental que pertenece a un zoológico
Y todos tus amigos son tan frikis como tú
(vocal femenino)
Comes como un cerdo y también pareces uno
Huele como si algo muriera en tus zapatos
Tienes papas creciendo en tus oídos
¿Planeas bañarte este año?
(vocal masculino)
Tienes un cuerpo igualito a Pato Donald
Tu cara podría detener un camión de basura
Acampas en el baño para arreglarte el cabello
No es Halloween, ¿a quién intentas asustar?
(repite coro)
(vocal masculino)
Ve a mirarte en el espejo, pareces un tonto
¿Alguien ha estado apuñalando tu cara con un tenedor?
No necesitas tapones para la nariz cuando nadas
Podrías tapar esas fosas nasales con dos bolos
(vocal femenino)
Crees que eres guapo y crees que eres genial
¿Cómo es que no puedes conseguir una cita humana?
Tú y tu novio fueron hechos el uno para el otro
Él parece Freddy y tú pareces su madre
(repite coro)