Two Bagger
I met her up in misula she owned her own pulp truck
She took me for a ride one night and told me we were stuck
She put her arms around me and said i'll keep you warm
I was so dumb and innocent i didn't see the harm
Then they started wrestling and he almost had her beat
He fought that big ol' beefalo till she pinned him to the seat
She made me drink a case of beer everything was a blur
When i work up this morning i was married to her
Chorus:
He's married to a logger who looks just like his dad
But his dad don't have a mustache and his feet don't smell as bad
Up here in the last frontier men are men its true
But she makes arnold schwarzenegger look like peggy sue
I called up her dad to see if he would take her back
He laughed so hard i thought he'd have another heart attack
He said to find a paper bag to put upon her head
I grabbed a k-mart shopping bag and went on back to bed
He tried to put the bag on her but it was way too small
She got him in a hammer lock and pinned him to the wall
How do you think i feel waking up to you
If i've got to wear a paper bag you better put on two
(repeat chorus)
Doble Problema
La conocí en Misula, ella tenía su propio camión de pulpa
Me llevó a dar una vuelta una noche y me dijo que estábamos atascados
Me abrazó y dijo 'te mantendré caliente'
Yo era tan tonto e inocente que no vi el daño
Entonces empezaron a luchar y casi la vence
Luchó contra ese gran búfalo hasta que ella lo derrotó
Me hizo beber una caja de cerveza, todo era borroso
Cuando desperté esta mañana, estaba casado con ella
Coro:
Está casado con una leñadora que se parece a su papá
Pero su papá no tiene bigote y sus pies no huelen tan mal
Aquí en la última frontera, los hombres son hombres, es verdad
Pero ella hace que Arnold Schwarzenegger parezca Peggy Sue
Llamé a su papá para ver si se la llevaba de vuelta
Se rió tanto que pensé que tendría otro ataque al corazón
Dijo que encontrara una bolsa de papel para poner en su cabeza
Agarré una bolsa de compras de K-Mart y volví a la cama
Intentó ponerle la bolsa pero era demasiado pequeña
Ella lo puso en una llave de martillo y lo clavó en la pared
¿Cómo crees que me siento despertando a tu lado?
Si tengo que llevar una bolsa de papel, mejor ponte dos
(repetir coro)