Everybody Were Stoned
I took my baby
to the hospital 'cause
she ate up so many balls
she had forgotten who I was
The nurse told me "baby
don't you worry 'bout her
Then shoved a spike
into her own arm
and fell down limp on the floor
I called my buddy and said
"Oh man I need some help"
But he was so drunk
he couldn't stop laughing, oh hell
I got in the cab and said
"Let's get away from here"
But the driver couldn't drive
'cause he was all
soaked up in beer
Everybody were
Everybody were stoned
I got to my granny's house and
I rang her bell and she took me in
And I asked her for some water
but she said" No way, dear -
You need some heroin"
I got in the church and said
"Oh Lord take me back!"
but all the congregation
was smoking crack
Everybody were
Everybody were stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Todos Estaban Drogrados
Llevé a mi bebé
al hospital porque
se comió tantas bolas
que olvidó quién era yo
La enfermera me dijo 'bebé
no te preocupes por ella'
luego se clavó una aguja
en su propio brazo
y cayó desmayada en el piso
Llamé a mi amigo y le dije
'Oh hombre, necesito ayuda'
Pero él estaba tan borracho
que no podía parar de reír, oh demonios
Subí al taxi y dije
'Vámonos de aquí'
Pero el conductor no podía manejar
porque estaba
empapado en cerveza
Todos estaban
todos estaban drogados
Llegué a la casa de mi abuela y
toqué su timbre y ella me acogió
Y le pedí agua
pero ella dijo 'De ninguna manera, querido -
Necesitas heroína'
Entré en la iglesia y dije
'¡Oh Señor, llévame de vuelta!'
pero toda la congregación
estaba fumando crack
Todos estaban
todos estaban drogados
Drogados
Drogados
Drogados