Constance of the Universe
See that kid, give him some toys
See those girls, gotta given 'em some boys
See those feet, give 'em some shoes
See that drunk, gotta give him some booze
Says Constance of the Universe
She's unique in all the earth
We will hope for all we're worth
to be the center of her great expanding girth
See that bum, give him some cash
See that dope, gotta give him a stash
See that soul, give him the Word
See that jerk, gotta give him the bird
See the rock band, give em a deal
See those legs, go on give em a feel
Now, see that gun, give it a try
See that truth, gotta give it a lie
It's her time now
Constance needs to breed
See her shine now
tell her what you need
Constancia del Universo
Mira a ese chico, dale algunos juguetes
Mira esas chicas, hay que darles algunos chicos
Mira esos pies, dale algunos zapatos
Mira a ese borracho, hay que darle algo de licor
Dice Constancia del Universo
Ella es única en toda la tierra
Esperaremos con todo nuestro valor
ser el centro de su gran expansión
Mira a ese vagabundo, dale algo de dinero
Mira a ese drogadicto, hay que darle un escondite
Mira esa alma, dale la Palabra
Mira a ese idiota, hay que mandarlo al diablo
Mira a la banda de rock, dale un contrato
Mira esas piernas, ve y siéntelas
Ahora, mira ese arma, inténtalo
Mira esa verdad, hay que convertirla en mentira
Es su momento ahora
Constancia necesita reproducirse
Mírala brillar ahora
dile lo que necesitas
Escrita por: Terry Taylor