Spelling Bee Romance
SPELLING BEE ROMANCE
Well, I just talked to Rudy on the p-h-o-n-e, said "it's Saturday night, let's get in t-r-o-u-b-l-e"
I said "OK I'll meet you at the country b-a-r", I said "b-y-e and aren't we c-l-e-v-e-r" (That spells clever, not cleaver.)
Well we got out on the dance floor with the g-i-r-l-s, and we were having f-u-n,
We were spinning with the best, then the b-a-n-d stopped, and I asked her, "What's your name?" | She smiled at me and spelled it, "it's J-a-n-e, Jane" (Me Tarzan)
She said, "I watch WWF and I love CMT, I go to AA meetings and I've learned to like m-e, your eyes are kind and I love the way you dance"
The night I met my country western, honky-tonk, spelling bee romance
Well I winked at my buddy, said "I got me o-n-e He drank his beer
Romance del Concurso de Deletreo
ROMANCE DEL CONCURSO DE DELETREO
Bueno, acabo de hablar con Rudy por t-e-l-é-f-o-n-o, dijo 'es sábado por la noche, vamos a meternos en p-r-o-b-l-e-m-a-s'
Dije 'OK, te veré en el b-a-r del campo', dije 'a-d-i-ó-s y somos i-n-t-e-l-i-g-e-n-t-e-s' (Eso se deletrea inteligente, no cuchillo.)
Bueno, salimos a la pista de baile con las c-h-i-c-a-s, y nos estábamos d-i-v-i-r-t-i-e-n-d-o,
Estábamos girando con los mejores, luego la b-a-n-d-a se detuvo, y le pregunté, '¿Cuál es tu nombre?' | Ella me sonrió y lo deletreó, 'es J-a-n-e, Jane' (Yo Tarzán)
Dijo, 'Veo WWF y amo CMT, voy a reuniones de AA y he aprendido a gustarme a mí misma, tus ojos son amables y me encanta cómo bailas'
La noche en que conocí mi romance de concurso de deletreo del oeste country, honky-tonk
Bueno, le guiñé el ojo a mi amigo, dije 'conseguí u-n-o Se tomó su cerveza