Let's Go Stealing
He was short, but he liked the ladies
He also liked the boys
He was a maybe
He made them proud
With the dimmer switch down
He was the guy I stole
All my ideas from
He wasn't shy, and he got by
Sung with a sigh
But he didn't have my guile
Hey, hey, let's go stealing
Let's go thieving from the books
That we're reading
Hey, hey, let's go stealing
Let's go thieving from the songs
That we're hearing
Well, the books that he read
Well, I skimmed them too fast
And I couldn't get past the language
He was a bit like me
But with much better teeth
He was the guy I stole all my ideas from
He lived near the coast
I'm not saying where
He might have the teeth
But, honey, he's losing his hair
Hey, hey, let's go stealing
Let's go thieving from the books
That we're reading
Hey, hey, let's go stealing
Let's go thieving from the songs
That we're hearing
I eat through the day
I've been putting on weight
It suits me they say, don't you reckon?
I should walk the dog more
But the dog ain't bored
She just eats here with me and we're happy
Hey, hey, let's go stealing
Let's go thieving from the books
That we're reading
Hey, hey, let's go stealing
Let's go thieving from the songs
That we're hearing
Vamos a robar
Él era bajo, pero le gustaban las damas
También le gustaban los chicos
Era un tal vez
Los hacía sentir orgullosos
Con el interruptor de la luz apagado
Era el tipo del que robaba
Todas mis ideas
No era tímido, y se las arreglaba
Cantaba con un suspiro
Pero no tenía mi astucia
Hey, hey, vamos a robar
Vamos a hurtar de los libros
Que estamos leyendo
Hey, hey, vamos a robar
Vamos a saquear de las canciones
Que estamos escuchando
Bueno, los libros que él leía
Bueno, los hojeaba demasiado rápido
Y no podía superar el idioma
Era un poco como yo
Pero con dientes mucho mejores
Era el tipo del que robaba todas mis ideas
Vivía cerca de la costa
No digo dónde
Puede que tenga los dientes
Pero, cariño, está perdiendo su cabello
Hey, hey, vamos a robar
Vamos a hurtar de los libros
Que estamos leyendo
Hey, hey, vamos a robar
Vamos a saquear de las canciones
Que estamos escuchando
Como como durante el día
He estado subiendo de peso
Dicen que me queda bien, ¿no crees?
Debería pasear más al perro
Pero el perro no está aburrido
Ella simplemente come aquí conmigo y somos felices
Hey, hey, vamos a robar
Vamos a hurtar de los libros
Que estamos leyendo
Hey, hey, vamos a robar
Vamos a saquear de las canciones
Que estamos escuchando