Ah, yeah
Here I go
I'm so happy that you finally worked it out
I'm so happy that you met six months ago on my couch
I'm so happy that you finally found your type
And it's friends of mine with hazel eyes you said you didn't like, huh
I'm so happy that I showed up at this bar
And I'm so happy that you said you had to work, but that's your car
I'm so happy this is how I'm finding out
I love surprises, how'd you know? I could call you out, but I won't
'Cause I'm not mad about it
I won't key your car about it
Haven't even thought about it
I won't write a song about it
One more drink and one more drag
And I'll hand the wheel to my crazy half
I don't wanna ruin your night
But she might
It's so awesome that your shit's still in my room
It's so awesome 'cause I had no firewood, and now I do
So crazy that you finally found the one
'Cause look at us all hanging out, well, isn't this so fun?
And I'm not mad about it
I won't key your car about it
Haven't even thought about it
I won't write a song about it
One more drink and one more drag
I'll hand the wheel to my crazy half
I don't wanna ruin your night
But she might
Haven't even thought about it
I won't run my mouth about it
Oh, no, I won't kick your ass about it
'Cause I'm not mad about it
I won't key your car about it
Haven't even thought about it
I won't write a song about it
One more drink and one more drag
I'll hand the wheel to my crazy half
I don't wanna ruin your night
But she might