I Wrote This Song a Long Time Ago
DJ: Here's that new Tupac!
Listen close, as life turns its pages,
Makaveli here, kickin' rhymes for the ages
Seen things in stages,
Wise words spoken by sages
From Skytel, to Blackberry pagers.
Your crew don't faze us, we'll make you busters pay us
Run up on your spot like C.J. from San Andreas!
I wrote this song a long time ago, a real long time ago
Feel me!
I wrote this song a long time ago, it was the dopest song I ever wrote...
In '94
What can a nigga do, when half the people voted for George W.
[No idea]
George W., can't be true
I'm gonna choke him, he's a snitch,
I'm talking about George W. Smith, from city council, he ran in '93, out in Oakland, you probably didn't hear about him.
I wrote this song a long time, ago a real long time ago
Way before Slim Shady was in demand,
Way before we dropped bologna on Afghanistan.
I wrote this song in '94.
Am I doing this?
Look around the club, see everyone in the place
Showing Pac love, and a smile on my face
The girl in the mini skirt has bad taste,
'Cause her shirt don't match, there's a pudding stain on the back
What the fuck is that?
It might be DOO-DOO!
And you in the back, you ain't shit
You bought a gin & tonic, but you didn't even tip!
And if you hit this table one more time, then the record might skip, might skip
I told you...stop hitting the table.
2Pac Shakur
I wrote this rap in 1994
I'M NOT ALIVE!
THUG LIFE!
Dave Chappelle, that ain't your wife.
You beter leave, you got 2 kids
GO HOOOOOOOOMMME!!!
I wrote this song a long time ago, a real long time ago
Way before Beanie Siegel had to do a bid,
Way before Dave Chappelle had two kids,
Don't give him no coochy.
DJ: 2Pac rest in peace!
OKAY, I WILL!
I Wrote This Song a Long Time Ago
Listen up, new Tupac track!
Pay attention, as life unfolds,
Makaveli here, spitting rhymes for the ages
Witnessed things in different phases,
Words of wisdom from wise men
From pagers to smartphones,
Your crew doesn't intimidate us, we'll make you losers pay up
Roll up on your turf like C.J. from San Andreas!
I penned this tune a while back, a really long time ago
You feel me!
I penned this tune ages ago, it was the illest track I ever wrote...
Back in '94
What's a guy to do, when half the folks voted for George W.
[No clue]
George W., can't be real
I'm gonna strangle him, he's a snitch,
I'm referring to George W. Smith, from the city council, he ran in '93, out in Oakland, you probably didn't catch wind of him.
I wrote this song a long time ago, a truly long time ago
Long before Slim Shady was a hit,
Long before we bombed Afghanistan.
I penned this tune in '94.
Am I really doing this?
Scan the club, see everyone in the joint
Showing love for Pac, and a grin on my face
The chick in the mini skirt has poor taste,
'Cause her top doesn't match, there's a pudding stain on the back
What the hell is that?
It might be DOO-DOO!
And you in the rear, you're worthless
You ordered a gin & tonic, but didn't even tip!
And if you bump this table one more time, then the record might skip, might skip
I warned you...stop hitting the table.
2Pac Shakur
I penned this rap in 1994
I'M NOT ALIVE!
THUG LIFE!
Dave Chappelle, that's not your spouse.
You better scram, you have 2 kids
GO HOOOOOOOOMMME!!!
I wrote this song a long time ago, a truly long time ago
Long before Beanie Siegel had to serve time,
Long before Dave Chappelle had two kids,
Don't give him any action.
DJ: 2Pac rest in peace!
OKAY, I WILL!