Mrs. Morgan
Well, I'm Catherine Morgan
And I'm the next-door neighbor to the Gotee's
And uh, the Gotee's were over there
And they had a drummer that came in here
To play the drums that day
And he played it early in the mornin', and he played it
I had him for breakfast, and for lunch, and for dinner
So I hollered at Todd and told him
That I couldn't stand that drummer any longer
That he was driving my crazy
And Kevin spoke up and said, "Mrs. Morgan," says, "that's a live drummer
We've got over there today"
And I said, "If he hits the drum one more time,
He's gone be a dead drummer"
And that was the last I heard of the drummer that day
Sra. Morgan
Bueno, soy Catherine Morgan
Y soy la vecina de al lado de los Gotee's
Y eh, los Gotee's estaban allí
Y tenían un baterista que vino aquí
A tocar la batería ese día
Y la tocó temprano en la mañana, y la tocó
Lo tuve para desayunar, y para almorzar, y para cenar
Así que le grité a Todd y le dije
Que no podía soportar más a ese baterista
Que me estaba volviendo loca
Y Kevin intervino y dijo, "Sra. Morgan," dice, "ese es un baterista en vivo
Que tenemos allí hoy"
Y yo dije, "Si golpea el tambor una vez más,
Va a ser un baterista muerto"
Y eso fue lo último que escuché del baterista ese día