Bad Party
I mean the Captain and Tennille were musical innovators. I mean really...
We're going to a bad party
It's the worst party that's ever been
We're going to a bad party
And I hope those jerks will let us in
Shut your mouth, get in the car
Cause Ricky Casso wants to drive
We're going to a bad party
It's the kind where everyone's dull
We're going to a bad party
Gonna scare the bejesus out of them all
When we get there we'll say we love Satan
Ricky always thinks that's funny
We're going to a bad party
It's the worst party that's ever been
God I really hate these jokers
Think they're smart, they think they're witty
Someone oughtta pass a law
Or at least form a committee
I'm gonna shoot the stereo
If they don't start playing my kind of music
We're going to a bad party
And I can hardly wait
We're going to a bad party
I need a place to defecate
Maybe we'll take the host hostage
Ooh what a clever play on words
We're going to a bad party
It's the worst party that's ever been
God I really hate this music
I can't stand Gene Loves Jezebel
If there is a God in heaven
I'm sure that band will burn in hell
I'm gonna shoot somebody
If they don't stop talking about "East Enders"
We're going to a bad party
And who knows what damage we'll do
We're going to a bad party
Gonna wind up on "Phil Donahue"
Mala Fiesta
Quiero decir que Captain and Tennille fueron innovadores musicales. Quiero decir en serio...
Vamos a una mala fiesta
Es la peor fiesta que haya existido
Vamos a una mala fiesta
Y espero que esos idiotas nos dejen entrar
Cierra la boca, sube al auto
Porque Ricky Casso quiere manejar
Vamos a una mala fiesta
Es del tipo donde todos son aburridos
Vamos a una mala fiesta
Vamos a asustar a todos hasta la médula
Cuando lleguemos diremos que amamos a Satanás
Ricky siempre piensa que es gracioso
Vamos a una mala fiesta
Es la peor fiesta que haya existido
Dios, realmente odio a estos payasos
Creen que son listos, creen que son ingeniosos
Alguien debería aprobar una ley
O al menos formar un comité
Voy a dispararle al estéreo
Si no empiezan a poner mi tipo de música
Vamos a una mala fiesta
Y casi no puedo esperar
Vamos a una mala fiesta
Necesito un lugar para defecar
Quizás tomemos de rehén al anfitrión
Oh, qué juego de palabras tan ingenioso
Vamos a una mala fiesta
Es la peor fiesta que haya existido
Dios, realmente odio esta música
No soporto a Gene Loves Jezebel
Si hay un Dios en el cielo
Estoy seguro de que esa banda arderá en el infierno
Voy a dispararle a alguien
Si no dejan de hablar de 'East Enders'
Vamos a una mala fiesta
Y quién sabe qué daño haremos
Vamos a una mala fiesta
Terminaremos en 'Phil Donahue'