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Roast Yourself

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Roast Yourself

Vamo' a darle
Yo soy un judío borracho, viejo y panzón
Robo contenido de memes, videos y blogs
Dicen que mi ex me dejó por pendejo y patán
Vivía con mis padres, me fui a los treinta de edad

Y en un antro fue donde me pegaron
Casi me arrancan el labio pero fue un boxeador
Hashtag Rayito, dicen que es una estafa
Que esas son puras tranzas, que mejor piense en quitarme lo narizón

Me dicen Rayito, el YouTuber mas fiestero
Al que no le importa nada mientras haya buena lana

Soy bien lame huevos
Y siempre me paso de pedo
Que mi página de Facebook parece un comercial

Tengo una hermana bien loca y muy bipolar
Hacía videos con ella hasta que me botó del canal
Ninguna me importa a todas las quiero besar
Soy un mujeriego, tengo novia en cada ciudad

Me dicen Rayan, el que besa a todas por tendencias
El que reta a Luna Bella con shots de semen para probar

Me dicen Rayito, el YouTuber mas fiestero
Al que no le importa nada mientras haya buena lana

Soy bien lame huevos
Y siempre me paso de pedo
Que mi página de Facebook parece un comercial

Ven, ven, ven, déjate morder
Solo con un beso viral te voy a volver

Ven, ven, ven, hagámoslo otra vez
Ya no hay contenido algo tengo que poner

Ven, ven, ven, déjate morder
Solo con un beso viral te voy a volver

Ven, ven, ven, hagámoslo otra vez
Ya no hay contenido algo tengo que poner

Me dicen Rayito, el YouTuber mas fiestero
Al que no le importa nada mientras haya buena lana

Soy bien lame huevos
Y siempre me paso de pedo
Que mi página de Facebook parece un comercial

Rayito in the fucking house
México, Colombia, unidos
The Vint
Yeah baby

Roast Yourself

Let's do it
I'm a drunk, old, and pot-bellied Jew
I steal content from memes, videos, and blogs
They say my ex left me for being stupid and a jerk
I lived with my parents, I left at thirty years old

And it was in a club where they hit me
They almost ripped my lip off but it was a boxer
Hashtag Rayito, they say it's a scam
That it's all shady deals, that I should think about getting rid of my big nose

They call me Rayito, the most partying YouTuber
Who doesn't care about anything as long as there's good money

I'm a big ass-kisser
And I always mess up
That my Facebook page looks like a commercial

I have a crazy and very bipolar sister
I made videos with her until she kicked me out of the channel
I don't care about any of them, I want to kiss them all
I'm a womanizer, I have a girlfriend in every city

They call me Rayan, the one who kisses everyone for trends
The one who challenges Luna Bella with shots of semen to prove

They call me Rayito, the most partying YouTuber
Who doesn't care about anything as long as there's good money

I'm a big ass-kisser
And I always mess up
That my Facebook page looks like a commercial

Come, come, come, let yourself be bitten
Just with a viral kiss I'll make you come back

Come, come, come, let's do it again
There's no content left, I have to put something

Come, come, come, let yourself be bitten
Just with a viral kiss I'll make you come back

Come, come, come, let's do it again
There's no content left, I have to put something

They call me Rayito, the most partying YouTuber
Who doesn't care about anything as long as there's good money

I'm a big ass-kisser
And I always mess up
That my Facebook page looks like a commercial

Rayito in the fucking house
Mexico, Colombia, united
The Vint
Yeah baby

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